i dont have embarrsing thread but its gross,
my and my girl have had sex before and we decided to try it doggie style it was going all nice and good…so i get off and so does she were just lying there and i think she varted and it was normal it smelled sooo bad i and to go into the bathroom casue me stomach hurt my eyes were watering and i was about to hurl. she comes in and i sitten there wuth my head it the toilet and it made her feel soooo bad. we never did that again
speechless
(Not from content, merely from grammar)
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So she farted a normal “gas-from-the-rectum” fart…
I first had visions of a wimpy little nerdy guy farting in a library or something. Then I had a vision of gas somehow escaping from the vaginal orifice noticably.
Thanks for screwing up my mind, man.
That’s what she gets for fucking a fast food.
Not again!
Let’s turn out all the lights, pretend we’re not here, and hope he’ll go away.
No kidding, Chief.
I wonder if that’s what they mean by “Have if YOUR way.”
Good god, Chief. You almost killed me with that one. I laughed so hard I hit my head on the desk.
I’m with Rilchiam. There goes my award for the boards worst spelling and grammar.
Ouch! Chief, that hurt! It hurts to laugh so hard right now. Not fair.
geesh you’d think people would have some self-respect. Sure we have no idea who the people are behind the user names, but you still have to look at yourself in the mirror every day.
:wally
I’m closing this thread. It’s beyond even the MPSIMS bounds of general stupidity.