Put doper names into song lyrics!

Listening to Mr. Bass by the Descendents a few years ago, I always heard the name of one of our then-dopers instead of the actual lyrics. It said:

“I’ll see Mr. Bass, to-mor-row”

But I heard:

“I’ll see Mr. Badtz Maru”

Ok, not as relevant I guess since I don’t think that guy is around anymore, but recently I was listening to I Guess that’s why they call it the Blues by Elton John, and the lyric I heard was:

Laughin’ like children
Livin’ like lovers

Roland Deschain
Under the coooovers!

Anyone else?

Cisco Kid,
Was a friend of mine…
And for me, it’s gotta be

I wanna be An Arky
and definitely NOT

*Noah, he builded
He builded an arky, arky *

ruadh SEX!
I’m not your father
ruadh SEX!
I’m not your brother
ruadh SEX!
Talk to your sister
ruadh SEX!
I am a lover!

Alessan, my aim is true

Bob-bob-bob, bob BobLibDem

*Domo Arigato, * gatopescado

I would fight for you
I’d lie for you
Walk the wire for you

Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor YOU!
You know it’s true
Everything I do
I do it for you

:smiley:

Pikers.

Top THIS:

(Sung to the tune of “One Week” by the Barenaked Ladies)

I’ve been
Posting to the SDMB
With Sam Stone, Philosphr, matt_mcl and that chick Eve
Five days since in ATMB
I was told about this place by good old Ed Zotti
Three days since a post party
With Boyo Jim, Tuckerfan, and CrazyCatLady
Yesterday I got a warning for free
From Gaudere, saying “Don’t be a jerk, see.”

(Hold it now, I’m in GD
MGibson, Marky33
Futile Gesture’s educating me
Wanna know about the coal
Eva Persson’s who you wanna know
She used to be Anthracite in 2003
Airman Doors adds a point then
And then there’s BobLibDem
rjung’s all about bashing Bush
Guinastasia’s into Romanovs
Brutus likes Kalashnikovs
And RickJay, me, I’ve got a nice tush
I always mix up minty green and ElvisL1ves
I don’t know why but Ginger lives
In the States though she’s Canadian
So read the threads cause talking heads
Like Airman Doors will take the floor
And TroyMcClure, oh I admit
That was the shit
Doors and McClure don’t really rhyme)

How can I help the fact that Liberal’s funny 'cause he’s mad?
Get both I’s in Jackmannii or else you’ll feel bad
Still I laugh when Cartooniverse makes a funny gag
And to keep the rhyming going: Vix, Priceguy, and Nametag
I’ll toss in a few mods just to keep it straight
TubaDiva - no wait, she administrates

It’s been
One week since Ilsa_Lund stood up and introduced
Paul Verhoeven and all the crap he’s produced
Five days since Cisco started this thread
Actually, thirty minutes, and jsgoddess will be soon ahead
Three days since Johnny L.A.
Told us about choppers he’ll fly again some day
smiling bandit won’t cap off his name
zev_steinhardt, kunilou, and silenus are all the same

(Nobody knows how many O’s are in Snoooopy
Paul in Saudi’s in Saudi
And ChinaGuy’s in China
RikWriter’s name is Rick
And Bricker’s Rick, and Rick is Rick
NinjaChick has got the kicks
She’s the chick whose kicks will have you licked
ISiddiqui’s name’s confusing
ivylass won’t be losing
What a lame rhyme, Polycarp will make fun of that
Ryan Liam, irishgirl, JohnT, Rashak Mani’ll give it a whirl
The rhymes are getting worse
I’m only halfway through and running outta user names)

How can I help it if ralph124c confuses me?
Though not like Seethruart, it was “wingless shuttles” he could see
There were mixed opinions about booting Collounsbury
And speaking of banned posters, let’s laugh about ol’ JDT
Straight from Tricor, here’s Bosda Di’Chi
Incubus, monica, kingpengvin and Shalmanese

It’s been
One week since SentientMeat
Posted Political Compass Question number ninety-three
Five days since SPOOJE and grienspace
Posted replies to something said by You With The Face
Three days since xtisme and CarnalK
Constructed a “1920’s-style death ray”
That was the first time I’ve ever typed out that phrase
It’ll still be two days 'til I say I’m sorry
Still be two days 'til I say I’m sorry
Hi Opal!

Wow, RickJay, I wish I knew that song better (and what a “piker” is :smiley: ).

:eek:

<glances down at his copy of Briston The Night Away, tosses it in the trash, and shuffles off in utter awe>

Gimme a minute to pick my jaw up off the floor. That was great.

That, sir, is totally untoppable.

But you didn’t mention MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! (Imagine I said that in a John Lithgow/Dick Solomon voice.)

Now for the one I thought of when I saw the thread title:

Ooooeeeooo I look just like Andy Polley
Oh oh, and you’re pitting Airman Doors
I don’t care what they say about us anyway
I don’t care 'bout that

You should have gone for “We Didn’t Start the Fire” instead. Would have lent itself to the task more easily, especially if you broke the stanzas into years like the song does for decades.

Actually, didn’t someone do that before? I’m off to do a search.

Found it.

Not a full song, obviously, and no names mentioned but it’s a very good start.

That would be Una.

Carry on.

Talkin’ bout the Guy, ChinaGuy, whoa whoa… ChinaGuy