Let’s see in one short thread we’ve got tit-fckn interspersed with giving head, ruler whacking, hot waxing, public flogging, nipple to penis contact, S & M, small boobs, large boobs, man boobs and ambidexterity. All punctuated by maniacal laughter.
God I love this place. 
Pulls up a chair and begins to set up the camcorder.
Don’t mind me, just carry on.
“O for a prick now like a Nightingale,
to put my breast against.
I shall sleep like a Top else.”
–The Two Noble Kinsman, Act 3, Scene IV
[sub]By the way, this was far easier to find than the Shakespearean felching quote…[/sub]
Was I right or was I right, CnoteChris?
Look at the views on this thread. Funny stuff!
And, while I don’t find boobie/penis stuff thrilling, we have had our fun in this arena 
Zette
If there was ever a thread to catch my attention… The bonus is it wasn’t a misleading double meaning.
It heartens me to know some women aren’t completely bored by the idea of it and some even like the fringe benefits. [ZZ Top]She want a pearl necklace, that jewlery that don’t cost too much…[/ZZ Top] I no longer find it suprising that some women like that too. Came as a bit of a suprise the first time a woman asked me for that.
As for FPK’s handle and her inclinations toward rulers and melted wax (paraffin or kosher candlespreferred. *Never use beeswax or dyed/scented candles and the melting temp is too high.) I see no disparity. Kinky is as kinky does and as long as it pleases two consenting, adult perverts I see no problem. The moniker may be a bit cutsey in a “my little pony” kind of way but no more odd than a woman dressing up in a tartan skirt and mary jane shoes. [Pondering]A Fairy Princess Kitty Catholic Schoolgirl who needs some discipline and candle wax… that has possibilities[/]
Whammo, perhaps these two Derf 'toons will motivate both of us to get to the gym on a regular basis.
http://derfcity.com/o/heboob.html
http://derfcity.com/o/heboob2.html
I’m sorry guys, I can’t resist. This is the last ‘old post’ I’ll resurrect for now (Yes, I’m still searching the archive for the old post I was involved in that now has a link I need).
I don’t know, I ran across this again, and just thought it funny.
*I also wondered what ever happened to Fairy Princess Kitty. You still out there sunshine?
Ya deve.
<smooch>
Uh, oh. Here comes that stiffy again!
Instead of talking about what I’d like to talk about, Audi, let’s just focus on the question at hand, shall we?
So, have ya done it? Huh? Huh?
More important still, did you get anything out of it?
As much as this question was a joke and a challenge, I’ve been quite impressed at it’s response- some serious answers to a seemingly silly question.
Cool.
And since I broke up with that siren that I used to date in my original post from long ago, I can only now reminisce on how much it entertained her.
But, then again, we’re still waiting for your answer Audrey… and, of course, those of others.
*P.S.- Guanoland? Any luck my friend?
A great ‘leave the lights on’ position. Like others have mentioned, it’s more for the visual imagery than intensity of the sensation. Plus you get the money shot at the end, it’s like being in your very own porno. I go for distance…a pearl necklace and a tiara.
Cnote–
Great. I read this after I send off an email to you. (BTW, if you don’t get it, let me know; silly me probably misremembered your email address.) Had I seen this first, I would have made that message more interesting.
Oh well. Maybe next time. Y’know, when we talk about what you want to talk about. <wink>
To answer the questions:
Have I done it? No. But I would, just to try it.
Would I get anything out of it? Possibly. Probably.
Oh, nice stiffy you got there.
[sub]Eek! What’s wrong with me tonight?! I’m usually not like this![/sub]
For us baseball fans, this is called “putting your bat in her upper deck”
Tried it just once, and like a lot of things in my life–“it seemed like a great idea at the time…”
Actually, a few of the biggest orgasms of my life have been from this. Even with small boobies (she pushes her breasts together and laces her fingers together on top). The visuals are nice, but I found the feeling was just incredible.
OK, I’m done sharing for the day.
-Tcat
What? You think all the princesses mind being kidnapped and locked up in the tall tower?
Let me just say, once again: I love this Board.
:sigh:
I’ve lived such a sheltered life.
:moon-eyes over the horizon, with another big sigh:
Yes thanks, Chris. Thanks for asking. At least one mystery has been cleared up at last.
Ah…Nice Friday morning…
Have I done it? Yes.
Did I like it? Yes
Will I do again? Depends on the guy.
What did I get out of it? Getting excited by pleasing a man.
There was only one guy who I used to do it because he’s was sort of a “virgin” in the ways of sex. He only had one partner and just had sex. No foreplay,kinky,weird positions stuff. The way I usually did it was he’d either lay down and me on top. Or I’d have him sit on my chest and do the booby/oral sex thingy. He *REALLY * enjoyed that.
[cartman]I Love You Guys[/cartman]
I’m still alive, if that’s what you mean. I don’t really get a chance to read the boards much though, I miss all of you! I mean where else could I talk about rulers and candle wax and the joy of pain and have it be perfectly okay? So… Is anyone free tonight?
Kitty
lady bug does this for me a lot, and is certainly well equipped for it. I actually like it better than receiving oral sex. [sub]Umm… from her anyway.[/sub]
She calls it the “Booby Trap,” I call it a “Hawaiian Muscle F#ck,” and my shorts are getting tight now…
Well, at least we know why she doesn’t have time to read the boards.