:rolleyes: Dude, that’s why you ask her to take her dentures out, or barring that work on her technique.
Fairy Princess Kitty, I’ve been looking for someone to help me test some uh, custom leather goods. You game?
Hmmm… custom leather goods… sounds like fun, although I do prefer leopard print and deep sigh I just sent my collar away to get a nice little engraved name tag on it.
Kitty
Well, she has all of her teeth, and the last time I told her her technique was not up to standard, I didn’t get any for many, many moons. And any time the subject of fellato came up, I was in trouble again.
No thanks. I take care not to repeat such mistakes.
And truthfully, I much prefer giving oral sex, anyway. If the girl wants to do something with her hands (or mouth or boobs) while I’m at it, that’s fine, but she should beware the risks. That weapon is loaded, and a round is in the chamber! 
Kitty, I guess that means I wouldn’t be conducting the tests myself anyway. My loss.
I wouldn’t say that we can’t have fun together… you just can’t harm the merchandise too much. This little kitten doesn’t have a very jealous owner.
Kitty
I would never harm the merchandise. Make it tingle. Give it a nice warm pink glow. Decorate with some candle wax and clothes pins maybe but never harm.
a content little purr rumbles in her throat
Glowing and tingling sound quite nice and I’m sure that a nice of decoration is in order. Of course we’d have to start on the proper canvas so I take it that showing up in handcuffs and a matching collar(yes, I have more than one) would be in order?
Kitty
Anyone else talking about matching cuffs and collar would be talking about hair color 
Or at least according to one of John Waters lines when he was on The Simpsons. I do love a woman who is color coordinated. Yes, I would find that totally appropriate.
For your information, I do happen to be color coordinated, so there.
drops into a kneeling position at his feet It will be as you wish. Would you like me to fetch these custom leather goods, that you spoke of, for you?
Kitty
Ohhhh gawd…
:::crossing and uncrossing her legs frustratingly:::
foxboy is out of town too…dammit…
:::still crossing and uncrossing her legs…::::
Get a room, guys!
Most of the guys with whom I’ve gotten intimate have wanted to experience it with me…I’m on the well-endowed side, I guess that helps. I like the visual and seeing my partner being pleased, of course. The sensation itself is nice, but I don’t think I could orgasm from a TF. A TF with lots of nipple action is an entirely different story OK, I’ll shut up now.
Dammit, I’m horny now. Any volunteers?
What discriminating taste you have. Shall the perspectives simply queue up, or are you going to be narrowing down the volunteers with an essay question?
The best position for this that i have found is me laying on my back with my head, long hair and all, hanging over the side of our tall kingsize bed. Hubby stands, straddling my head leanging forward and nestles his cock between my H cups. I place my trusty vibrator pressed against the hood of my clit and can usually manage at least one of my orgasms to coincide with his. I love to see his chubby, hairy butt flex with each thrust.
I was thinking that it would be an oral exam, Waverly. (oh, you knew that was coming…no pun intended)
Now, now, Guano, if they want to act out their desires in front of horny voyeurs (incidentally, the best kind), please, let them do so.
::adjusts the focus::
Okay, continue.
That is one sexual act that offers no allure at all, IMHO.
I think it’s …well, ridiculous. But to each his own I guess.
Well I started to say I’d be glad to show one of the many ladies who haven’t tried this, what it’s like.
Then I realized I’ve already had sex four different times today. And the fact that I’m still horny, I think I’m addicted to sex.
hardygrrl—if your out there you should punish me, I’ve been a bad boy.
Oh.
My.
GOD!
I just got done with Saturday morning nookie, and now I gotta go for a repeat. Thanks, lee!