At this point, I say might as well give him a try.
Arizona resident Jacob Chansley, better known to America as the QAnon shaman who stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 in a striking horned warrior outfit, is suing a host of entities – including the federal government and President Donald Trump – for $40 trillion. In the process, the Phoenix resident is claiming that he is the rightful leader of the United States.
In a rambling, 26-page complaint that consists of a single paragraph and reads like a manifesto, Chansley alleges that his First, Fourth and Second Amendment rights have been violated by a host of parties that are loosely related at best. Named as defendants are Trump, the Federal Reserve, the National Security Agency, the International Monetary Fund, the World Bank, the Bank of International Settlements, the state of Israel, Elon Musk’s X Corp., T-Mobile, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency and Warner Bros. Studios.
I know, right? As a proper lawyer, my single paragraph manifesto is well over one hundred pages long, and it gets longer all the time. For now I have your transgressions to add to it, as well as QAnon Shaman’s (for falsely claiming an office that is mine by rights).
And if that’s not crazy enough for you, please consider also that my manifesto is written on 8.5x14 inch paper (know also as legal, like a proper lawyer’s rambling, d’uh).
There’s not really a need anymore since the whole party absorbed making everything into an absurd conspiracy. The republican party is basically qanon at this point.
Anyway, let him be president and award him the 40 trillion dollars, I want to see if the world gets any stupider
