Qin Shi Huangdi - please, stop demonstrating your woeful ignorance about the real world

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Calling other posters “cunts” is a violation of the pit language rules. Please avoid doing this in the future.

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QSH is a smart kid, no doubt. I’m sure he’ll look back on his posts in ten years and laugh at himself. Sure, I disagree with most everything he says but I don’t doubt his utter sincerity. I’m sure when the rest of us were his age we thought we knew much more than we really did.

And then we got our hands on an Ayn Rand book and became insufferable. :slight_smile:

Say, is or is not Qin the flaming fucktard who originally usernamed himself after George Wallace’ 1968 presidential running mate Curtis LeMay?

Well, see! Improving already!

Is that him? I kind of liked that username. It suggested a posting style similar to a B-52.

To be fair, he called him a cuntface.

How many years has Qin been a teenager?

My calculus grades weren’t the greatest, but he joined the board in July 2009 and said he was 13. So that would mean that now, he’s … um … you know what, I’ll take your word for it. It’s been years. He couldn’t possibly still be a teenager.

Why not? I know people who have been teenagers for more than 30 years now. It’s a state of mind. A young, vigorous, optimistic, immature, arrogant, angry, tempestuous, raging-hormone-addled state of mind. Pimples optional.

To be fair, variations on those terms are also forbidden.

And he changed it because you guys kept making fun of him for it. In fact, I’d count Qin as one of the most changed posters on this board.

Ever as sharp as a hippo’s butt-cheek, ain’t ya T-Bag?

To be even fairer, I do have a very cuntish face.

Hold on…

[quote=“andros, post:73, topic:614690”]

To be even fairer, I do have a very cuntish face…[/QUOTE

Maybe he meant Cuntis face. Cuntis is a municipality of Galicia , Spain.
A handsome people those Cuntis folk.

No, don’t be silly.

Illuminatiprimus is a Brit – it’s obviously a corruption of “Kentish face”, attacking andros’s character by implying he is from (shudder) the Home Counties.

You mean Vietnam? :wink:

In one of his colleagues’ obituaries of him, I read that Christopher Hitchens was arrested in New York for drunkenly trying to explain the concept of Categorical Imperative to a police officer.

Hold on. There’s a *real world *now?

:smack:

Fuck.

Oh, and Illuminatiprimus, you couldn’t be more wrong on the issue of whether it’s easier to come out in some circumstances than in others. Time to man up and admit that you missed the point. I don’t think anyone here wants to be on Qin’s side, but you don’t really leave people a choice when you are so utterly, helplessly wong, and refuse to admit it.

This is like watching someone go to shoot fish in a barrel and hit their foot instead.

The thing you guys have to understand about Illuminatiprimus is that he’s the ultimate authority on all things gay, and if anyone even suggests that gays might not be all that oppressed in any contrived scenario, he’ll flip out. You could say “My uncle and his boyfriend just came back from Cancun,” and he’ll still cuss you out for suggesting that a gay couple could do something other than experience bigotry and self-hate.