Q. Why the long face? I’d be happy to have finally found out what my purpose in life was. Although, I suppose, if my purpose was to be a “test patient” at the local dental school, I’d be a little sad.
A. Really, there’s no reason not to do it.
Q: Why are you coming at me with that pneumatic sex toy?
A: Put those away. You’re scaring Fluffy.
Q: What are you doing with that pair of Feline Peelers[sup]TM[/sup]?
A: He fell all the way down to Level One and landed on a Toyota.