My question is, if you went to a high school that did not play interscholastic football: how, if at all, did they do “homecoming”?
I suppose it’s easy enough to choose another sport, or even just have the homecoming queen (and/or king, if your school does that) ceremony at the homecoming dance (the school I went to seriously considered this one year when the football game was in the middle of an all-day rainstorm, although they decided just to move pretty much everybody into the gymnasium at halftime for the ceremony), although the latter has the problem of either leaving the princesses’ parents out of it or making them attend a high school dance. Then again, you can never have too many chaperones, right?