What kind of a hare-brained question is that?
Would it have been a hare-raising experience?
Are you old enough to remember what was meant by “The rabbit died”?
That he ate something not kosher? Or was that the rabbi?
Was that like the day the music died?
What exactly is American Pie?
Has Don McLean ever said?
Isn’t it apple pie?
Can apple pie truly be said to be quintessentially American when you consider that neither apples nor the pie originated in America?
Well, for that matter, isn’t it true that not even Americans originated in America?
Well, some of them did, didn’t they? Or are you going 'way back, like, more than 20,000 years ago?
Why wouldn’t I go back 20,000 years? Maybe the Native Americans should just be called the First Americans?
Did you know that the equivalent peoples in Canada are now called the First Nations?
Did you know I did not know that?
But didn’t the people of the First Nations come from somewhere else?
Or is it turtles all the way down?
Are you referring to Turtle Island?
Wouldn’t you rather be on Thunder Island?
Who doesn’t enjoy island life?
Capt. Cook?