Perhaps Capn Crunch?
Or how about Captain Kangaroo?
Were they killed on the beach by natives, too?
Or a disgruntled Mr. Moose?
Did I ever tell you that a møøse once bit my sister?
No, won’t you tell us about that?
Did you not see the historical epic Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in the opening credits of which the unfortunate incident is described?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European swallow?
The bird or the esophageal activity?
And what is your quest?
Are you going to ask me my favorite colour next?
Isn’t it possible I’m not quoting from any movie here, but simply had a sincere desire to post on a thread a question where my query by definition would almost certainly never be answered?
Probably?
Can’t you just post it anyway, and we’ll see what happens?
Don’t we already know what will probably happen?
Have you got a crystal ball?
Why would you think I have any other than two normal ones?
Couldn’t just one of them be made of crystal?
Would that make him unbalanced, or unusually fragile on one side, or both?