Questions Only thread

Are you expecting a guy who calls himself dirtball to answer “honestly”?

Is that too much to ask?

Can I have some time to think about it?

Jeez, how much time do you need?

How much time ya got?

Who would want to know the moment of their death?

Someone who wants to make sure they can max out their credit card at the last minute?

And wait to try really dangerous but fun things until the last few hours?

Is this the right thread for an argument ?

Whaddya wanna argue about?

Does it matter?

Don’t you think?

Have we run out of questions ?

What makes you think that?

It has been rather awhile, hasn’t it?

Should one of us go somewhere else online and find some questions to steal?

We don’t have to stoop to that, do we?

Do you have a better idea?

Hey, Straight Dope, what do you wanna talk about?

We’re pretty wide open, y’know?