What’ve you got against puns?
Isn’t there another thread for puns?
Can’t we ask questions about puns here even if it isn’t the official pun thread?
If there were a thread about asking questions about puns, wouldn’t that be a meta-pun thread?
Don’t puns already invite questions? Like, “How did you come up with that?”
Or “why couldn’t you keep that to yourself?”
Or, “Please, won’t you share some more wonderful puns with us”?
Have you ever been asked that last one?
Couldn’t it happen, though?
Which is better - puns or dad jokes?
Is “neither” an acceptable answer?
Does it depend on whether you’re a dad?
Would the worst possible thing be if you were, like me, a dad who likes to use puns?
How do your kids feel about that?
Wait… Kids have feelings?
Are you suggesting that they don’t?
Did you have feelings when you were a kid?
Well, c’mon, didn’t we all?
Were you actually allowed to display feelings?
Well, sure - weren’t you?