Would it be okay if we changed the subject?
What would you rather talk about? Should I just post another Keira Knightley picture?: https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-keira-knightley-pirates-of-the-caribbean-the-curse-of-the-black-pearl-31140753.html
Why ask us, when you just did it?
Hasn’t he done that before?
Does he do anything else?
Does Keira Knightley know about your obsession with her?
[You’re not gonna shoot anyone, are you?]
Does Elendil_s_Heir have a subscription to the Knightley News?
Oh, so we’re back on the puns again?
panache, did I never show you her restraining order?
How often is a restraining order violated?
It probably depends on the jurisdiction, don’t you think?
Why is it everything I love is unhealthy, addicting or has multiple restraining orders against me?
You expect us to tell you?
Siam_Sam, may I just say that I totally get that?
You have a bunch of restraining orders on you too? 
Do you mean right now, or during my entire life?
It’s probably a similar situation, girls talking about how they want to be treated like goddesses, but then you sacrifice a couple bulls and all of a sudden you got restraining orders against you, am I right?
Bulls, huh?
Am I the only one here who has never sacrificed a bull?
After all that this year has brought, are you thinking that maybe animal sacrifices to the gods wasn’t such a bad idea after all?