I was going to say “piano keys,” but that raises the question, why are those things called keys?
And what about Florida, Alicia and B-flat minor?
Do bald men even need keys since they’ve lost all their locks?
Do you think they should have kept their locks locked in place?
Can they sing in B-flat minor?
Is a flat minor what you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Isn’t a flat minor a child run over with a steamroller?
Isn’t a flat minor a small apartment?
What would that make a pied-a-terre?
Might it be a phrase that could be misunderstood?
Siam_Sam, can I have a piece of that cake?
Should we wish Sam a happy SDMB anniversary?
Shouldn’t we do it while the cake is still there?
Couldn’t we say “happy next anniversary” if the cake is gone?
Couldn’t we do that for everyone?
Would that be like Lewis Carroll’s “happy unbirthday?”
Isn’t that what someone tells you on your deathbed?
That’s better than “happy deathday,” isn’t it?
When did this thread get so morbid?
May I offer you a cupcake with pink frosting and sprinkles to lighten the mood?