Which question?
Wait—are there questions in this thread?
I know, right?!?
Did it take you this long to notice?
Some people are just slow, I guess, right?
Who you callin’ slow?
Don’t you think you answered a little too quickly there?
Who you calling slow?
(is that better?)
Who…
…are…
…you…
…calling…
…slow?
What does a yellow light mean, anyway?
Who you callin’ yellow?
Do I look like Spongebob?
Doesn’t he spell it “SpongeBob”?
Is there a hyphen in anal retentive?
Did you know you can get a T-shirt with that question? Shall I provide a link?:
Do you really want a T-shirt with that question?
What would you prefer, boxers?
If I choose to answer, may I be brief?
Well, it’s better than a thong, innit?
(Oops, never mind.)