Does everything have to be about sex?
Huh???
Eh?
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Whozzat?
Who farted?
Do you subscribe to the doctrine, “He who smelt it, dealt it”?
Ever know a crop duster?
Would you believe (it’s true!) that my mother once introduced herself to two total strangers as a “retired crop-duster” (which she wasn’t) who knew how awful pesticides were, in order to persuade them to wash some store-bought grapes before eating?
Would you believe that, when I was a kid back in the '50s, my father used to dust our backyard garden with DDT, and we ate those veggies all year? Does that explain some things about me?
What’s it worth to you to find out?
So does this mean that you’re out of Rachel Carson’s will?
Or does it mean she could have written a sequel about my family?
Isn’t Rachel Carson the type that, upon hearing that you had ingested veggies contaminated with DDT, would doubt that there would be a sequel to your family?
Isn’t DDT much more harmful to other animals than humans?
Would it help if I told you that I’m the only person in my family still alive?
If the answers you’re hearing are that disturbing, shouldn’t you cease asking me scary questions?
Would a link to an article about Keira Knightley perhaps be a nice change of pace?: The real reason Keira Knightley wore that hat in ‘Love Actually’ | Page Six
Who’s she when she’s up and dressed?
Uh… still Keira Knightley?
But I’m guessing you’re not picturing her dressed, right?