Well the idea is if neither of you escalate it too fair you’ll both walk away bruised, but with eyes intact.
When my (16 year younger) sister gets to boinkin’ age I’m going to be majorly squicked out.
I only carry one during work hours and it’s more like a diaper bag for the baby I watch. Here’s what I carry with me when I’m out and about in general: bank card, driver’s lic., lipstick, key, all of which fit in my pockets. I will do anything to avoid carrying a purse. Your stuff expands to fit your purse. Once you start carrying one, there’s no turning back!
Not at all and I wouldn’t care as long as eat “eats naught but pussy!” Are you kidding me? You’ve just described the perfect man!
Um… if all that made sex enjoyable was how it feels, we’d probably all be perfectly happy with Fleshlights.
We like to have our eyes open during sex- watching our partner (and our effect thereon) is one of the most erotic things about it. Indeed, for some (such as me), there’s virtually no arousal without the visual component.
Are you talking about your sexual proclivities with your brother? :eek:
Seriously, just like teenage boys don’t want their mothers filling them in on the birds and the bees, no man wants to hear about how his little sister got good and pounded last night. In fact, even the implication that something may have happened at some point in the past is enough to make me go la-la-la-la.
Really? Cause I wait tables right now, and all my coworkers will agree with me when I say women (especially women 35-60) are MUCH more likely to make substitutions, ask for something to be cooked differently, or what have you. At the risk of making the board very pissed at me, I’ll say right now that one of my most hated tables to wait on is a group of middle-aged women. They tend to act like a bunch of self-entitled bitches! Seriously, what the hell? You all need separate checks but don’t don’t tell me till the end of the meal? Oh, you’re going to sit there for an hour after you’ve finished before you pay? You’ll tip me 10% after doing all that?
I had a longer rant here, but I don’t want to hijack this thread.
No not all, just 99% of them.
And they all shop at the same places as I do :mad:
Do guys ever watch porn together, or show each other some choice clip or something? If so, do they jerk off together? If so, is moaning and stroking oneself seen as nothing to be embarrassed about? Does stuff like the diving board scene in Y tu Mama tambien ever happen? Do you ever watch porn just to watch it, without masturbating?
(for straight men) Is there anything about oral sex on a woman that is inherently enjoyable, besides her squirming/moaning/other reaction, or the anticipation of reciprocation?
Could you sleep with a woman you hated personality wise, or who despised you, as long as you found her attractive (I can’t wrap my head around complete separation of physical and emotional attractiveness, and hear men do it all the time, but don’t know if it’s really related to gender or just a stereotype)?
To answer the cleavage question from page 2: Don’t know if this applies to anyone else, but I actually have a big problem with high or rigid-necked tops; they make me feel hot and choky no matter how well they fit, so I tend to seek out low-cut tops. Although I can understand the appeal of a pretty décolleté, I’ve never consciously worn something to make men look at my boobs. I don’t really think about it from day to day (people with huge boobs might have to concern themselves with it more, but mine are normal).
To answer the earlier toilet question, if I do both numbers at the same time usually number 1 gets wiped first, and number 2 gets wiped from the back.
Nuts. Absolutely mad. I like nothing more than to dive deep and dive often. I shall do it now, I shall do it after 90 days. I shall do it forever and ever, Amen.
And it is both for her needs AND mine. I truly get off on making her all quivery-like. Yum.
They’re not. Men don’t actually find that funny. Little kids and troglodytes, however, do.
Ew. No group jerking. Watching porn just to watch it as a group is okay.
Other than the reaction? Speaking for myself, the reaction is more than enough. Some girls do actually taste good, though, as opposed to “not bad”.
Absolutely… though I’ve been in a relationship for nearly five years so the idea of sleeping with any other woman is sort of squicky right now.
I’ll field this one- I’m a semi-daily (every other day, usually) and my wife and I have sex 3-5 times a week. We’ve been together for about 15 years and my orgasmic frequency hasn’t changed noticeably during that time. Occasionally, she’ll go to bed and I won’t be tired, so I’ll stay downstairs and watch some TV, then decide I need something to relax me, so I’ll rub one out. I’ll go up about 20 minutes later, and half the time when I climb into bed my wife will roll over and start fondling me. I’ll take care of her first so by the time it’s my turn, I’m ready.
Alternatively, if we’ve had sex before bedtime, she’ll go up to bed and I’ll stay downstairs for a while (I get insomnia a lot). It’s not unusual for me to need one more before I’m relaxed enough to sleep, so I’ll surf some porn, jack it, then go to bed.
Yes, absolutely.
As a woman, I’m sure you’re aware that there is a whole lot more to sex than mechanical acts and physical sensations.
No! Well, actually, I once had a roommate that loved to watch porn while I was around. I never got the appeal of watching it without masturbating, and it’s never occured to masturbate with other men in the room.
Yes. Tastes great, less filling. And turning a woman on is a reward in itself.
Personally, I couldn’t. I need to like her.
Porn does next to nothing for me. Group masturbation would freak me the fuck out, ugh. Watching porn with a group is fine, comedy is comedy after all.
Yes, there is, but I’ll be damned if I can figure out what it is, let alone describe it. Reaction is important too, getting my wife off primes me faster and better than anything else.
When I was younger, single, and often drunk, the only qualification I needed to sleep with a woman was willing. Actually the only change that altered who I’ll sleep with is that I haven’t been single in the last 15 years. Emotional attachment makes sex better, as does an attractive partner, but at the end of the day, fucking an ugly girl I don’t like is better than rubbing one out. Standards only come into play when talking about relationships, getting laid doesn’t require a relationship.
This could take a while. The short answer is that we don’t like being told what to do in our own home.
Long answer. We don’t proactively clean the house because we don’t feel the dirt is a problem as soon as you do. In any pair of people, one is going to have a lower tolerance for dirt than the other - that person seems to usually be the woman - and that person will be the first to see the need to clean. I take the trash out when the can is FULL, almost over the top. If you think the trash should be taken out whenever the can is 3/4 full then you would always find yourself doing that job (at my house.) Once we established that you usually take out the trash I wouldn’t ever even think about it again unless the can was overflowing.
Guys don’t like to be given “jobs” and only to be judged on the quality of our work; certainly not at home. If you want a guy to do some work you give him the responsibility for the job and you leave him alone. Want the dishes washed? You could tell you guy to do the dishes and then later point out all the things he did wrong so he will do it right the next time. Or… you can assign the guy to dishes duty each night and accept the quality of the job he does for what it is - his interpretation of how well the job needs to be done.
For the record - Farts are funny. Period. Sorry, that’s just how it is. That little toot or loud blap that issues from your backside, sudden and surprising, is a reminder that all men are equal. A little humility at just the right time can be hilarious. It doesn’t have the same male bonding thing when a woman farts, but that can be funny too.
My question for ladies - When you look at men (if you do. Do you?) is it in a sexual way or more like an appraisal. What I mean is, when I look at a beautiful woman it is kind of like how I would look at food - I can have a physical reaction (and not how you at thinking 
) whether I want to or not. Sometimes I just want to touch, the way I always want to touch a tulip when ever I see one. Clearly I can’t explain myself well but I’m really not a perv. Is it like that for women?
I’ve been attracted to women I actively dislike.
There was a boss at my old work. She wreaked chaos: fired two of my friends, disorganized a previously-successful department in the name of ‘efficiency’, caused strife and actual emotional breakdown. Fortunately, I didn’t work for her, and I actively avoided her as much as I could. Everybody was glad when she moved on to another company.
This had absolutely no effect on the amount of sexual attraction I had from a distance for her.
I suspect that if I’d dealt with her on a day-to-day basis, that might have been different. Consider a second example, a woman at school who I at first found very attractive. I saw that she was cruel and vindictive, and she rapidly became unattractive to me. The difference between her and the boss? She was not constrained by workplace decorum, so emotional elements of her personality became visible much more quickly.
Well, perhaps, but under my proposal, the bitch won’t fuck with me again, and neither will any of her friends.
I don’t. Never have with any of my friends. Some guys will do it because they think it’s funny, but I find it really weird.
I just like putting my face there.
I’ll probably get accused of being a superficial asshole for this, but if she was attractive enough, yes. Sometimes guys just wanna have sex with no emotional strings attached.
My question: Is it true women always check out a guy’s package to compare how much it bulges to other guys?