I’m having a bout of mental creative constipation! I need to sign my bosses B-Day card and can come up with nothing witty!
Write it in another language, or backwards or something. Draw a happy face.
Just sign it “Dilbert” & hope he has a sense of humor. 
Sign it with your SDMB ID.
I would rather work for you than the best boss in town.
By now you have probably signed the card.
Hope you did better than I did a few years ago:
My first day at work at a large Hollywood film studio, a HUGE card went around for the head of the legal department. I cleverly wrote Happy Birthday in three languages, signed it and passed it on.
Half an hour later, three attorneys came over and asked me if I had written the birthday wishes on the card (which had by then been signed by over 100 people).
“Yes.” I said.
“It’s not his birthday. He just got married.”
Sure enough, if I had been clever enough to look at the front of the damn card, I would have seen the picture of a big ol’ wedding cake.
They took a big bottle of white out and globbed it over my birthday greeting - and my name.
A truly wonderful moment in my (short-lived)Hollywood career.
Off to MPSIMS.
bibliophage
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