I don’t recall ever hearing it before, but the joke I made up is probably close to the original.
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The way I heard the joke when I was a kid was: What do an elephant and milk have in common?And the punchline was: They both come in quarts.
pulykamell’s version is the most familiar to me (from long ago), but before I recalled that my first thought was King Kong (Image not to scale.)
Yes.
Never heard the joke. I assume it’s risqué (“come in gallons”) but I don’t know the setup.
Yes.
But i heard it as “whales and milk”.
Hadn’t heard it before this thread.
Never heard of it before but I can guess what the joke is.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, I believe so. It’s the one about what elephants and milk have in common, right?
Never heard it before. I’ve lived a sheltered life.
Yes, I’ve heard it.
Kind of reminds me of this one:
If you’re on safari, and you come across an elephant, what should you do?
Wipe it off.
And one of the items is a watch …
Yes… and it made me drink soda from cans for a while.