ok… gosh! I read the thread and no one else posted!!! So, you’re all waiting on baited breath to hear my grand excuse, yeah? And I don’t even have a note from mum explaining how the dog ate my bicycle and I couldn’t come to school cos a swarm of mutant wasp-fish ate the pilings on the house and now the stairs don’t work and… yeah.
ok, so… i’m back!
um… I got lost. Really. Well, e-lost. I couldn’t find the damn MMP! (I’m not, y’know, cursing the MMP or anything, but I couldn’t find it, dammit!!!). Ok, so I could have just done a search on Rue and then found all posts started by…. But you know what they say, ‘up there for dancing, down there for thinking!’.
Or something.
Well, our wedding rings have a chinese dragon line around them, cos that means ‘eternity’ or some romantic pishtosh, and I done designed them, and wifey liked that, and my sis (who would be called the mighty Princess Firescale if she was a member, except she doesn’t beleive in the webbernet. Really!) made them, cos she’s like a fer real, live jeweller. And stuff. So she made my darling’s engagement ring which has a ruby in it, and our wedding rings. And we both have ours still, so no need for replacement rings, but I almost needed a replacement finger when my ring got caught on a door jam as I was running through the door and my whole body weight swung out on that tiny fulcrum (fulcrum or pendulum? please… my ignorance betrays me) and I done said, ‘gosh’. Actually, it wasn’t ‘gosh’ it was another word, that stars with an ‘f’, something like ‘fiddlesticks!’ or ‘F-wowieeee! that F-hurts!’ But that was years ago, and the ring is now on my right hand, where Indonesians wear their wedding rings (I’ll get to the Jakarta weekend adventure in a paragraph or two). It’s also on my right hand cos I’m a lefty (which makes me sound like a Gangter with a tweed suit and a claw) and the darn ring gets in the way when I’m a-drawing, which I’ve had to do an awful lot of recently for work and for play!
Okay… so um… I’m all forgotten, so I’ll just plow on and tell you about the lacklustre ghost month. Y’see, in this part of the world the Buddhist/Taoists celebrate their ancestors this time of the year, except it shifts, cos it’s based on the chinese lunar calendar. Well, this should mean shitloads of incense burning and offerings and such and a general level of on-edginess from all and sundry as the ghosts of our ancestors walk the earth. It’s kind of like Hallowe’en, except it’s in Asia and runs for a whole lunar month and it would be really cool, except the ash and smoke really screws with my hayfever and asthma and I feel like a grumpy old man for a lunar month. But this year things have been really quiet! The burning is down, and concerts (fer the dead people, not fer you and me sport!) aren’t anywhere to be seen and the offerings are all hidden away… so I dunno what’s happening!
Maybe it’s the birdflu, but that’s up in Thailand. I dunno, I’m just a crazy ang moh.
I gots to away now (home time, food time).
Jakarta adventure a-coming up y’all!
(hugs and apologies all 'round for being away, I done missed ya all!).
-Geneaux!