Hey, you’re Kareem Abdul-Jabbar!
Do you like movies about gladiators?
I think you’re the greatest, but my dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don’t even run down court. And that you don’t really try… except during the playoffs.
First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus’ be messin’ my old lady… got to be runnin’ cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain’t gonna lay no mo’ big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s’other s’ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH…
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol’ same ol’.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB’in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say… See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.
“The hell I don’t, kid! I’m out there bustin’ my butt every night. Tell your Dad to go run up and down the court for 40 minutes.”
Now.
(Bats eyelashes).
How do I inflate this automatic pilot?
Nitpick: It’s “drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.”
I watched it last night.
Whatever loser.
(Yeah, like I can talk. We sat home and watched Predator)
I wouldn’t wish that on a broke-dick dog.
Just a bunch of slack jawed faggots! (But I saw that Predator was on AMC, and I bet they left that line out)
Reading this thread, I developed a drinking problem splash
oh yeah…anyone see airplane II??? Its bad, but the best part is Bill Shatner going through doorways and making the shh, shh sound the doors on star trek make.
I believe Ted’s mental home was in Cali., hence the LA cab driver.
Lunar shuttle tickets! By the aisle, by the window, Lunar Shuttle tickets!
I’m now inspired to got get my vintage Pittsburg Pirates ball cap circa 1978.
Me John Big Tree.
There’s a sale at Penney’s !
I just assumed that Elaine was based in L.A. and that she lived with Stryker, but was going to ask to be transferred, and would then go on with her life, from Chicago.
Leon’s getting llllaaaaarrrrrgger!
Auntie Em Auntie Em, its a twister, its a twister!
Ted, what is it?
My new orders came in. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We’re bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 0-1700 hours. We’re flying in low, from the North - below their radar.
When will you be back?
I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.
Looks like we’re going to be here for quite awhile. How 'bout some coffee, Johnny?
no thanks, already had some
i’ve got to concentrate… concentrate… concentrate…
Lindaaa… they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into, i say let 'em crash…
Surely you’re kidding.
Stop calling me Shirley.