Yay.
Go me.
Haven’t hired any strippers for this event or anything. No catering either. I think there’s some cold cuts in the fridge, help yourself. Bread’s in the cupboard to your left. Nope, no beer. There might be a half-bottle of vodka in the freezer though. No, put the pizza back in the fridge, that’s my breakfast for tomorrow.
yawns, checks watch, stretches then yawns again
Yup. I’m a real Doper now, I reckon.
Congratulations! I may make it there by the end of the year.
Congrats.
Bit of a let-down, ain’t it?
It’s about time.
Thanks for showing up people. You can have that cold pizza if you want. 
Did someone say cold pizza? Sweet! I can just save it until my 100 post party…
BTW: Congrats BlackKnight, maybe i’ll be at 1000 someday
At the rate I’m going, I’ll probably make it in about 2010.
Happy 1,000 Black Knight! I love cold pizza!
::slaps [/]black knight** on the back::
Congrats to you. And no, 1000 doesn’t necessarily make you a true doper. But we’ll let ya pass anyway. Now down on your knees and pay tribute!!
Ellen: There’s more where that came from. Just picked up another pizza. It’s still a little warm, but you can put it in the fridge for a bit if you want.
ultress: What is this tribute, and why do I have to be on my knees to pay it? Should I get an Altoids[sup]TM[/sup]?
Hey, my 100 post party was really dead. Can I bring my booze and nekkid dancers over here?
“booze”? “nekkid dancers”? I am an innocent college student. I am unfamiliar with these terms.
snort
OF COURSE! Bring 'em on over! The more the merrier.
::saunters in quietly, wearing only my deep purple dress, very low cut in both front and back, barefoot, long blonde hair cascading down my back::
Hi, sugar. Congrats and all that. I brought some Bacardi[sup]TM[/sup] and cokes with me, and more pizza.
::Grabs BlackKnight close and plants a deep, long kiss right on his lips.::
:eek:
:o
blink Wow. ahem wow. Glad you liked it.
And thank you.
:o
Well, um, not to rain on BK’s parade here, but . . .
[sub]What do I get for hitting, um, 6000 posts?[/sub]
Wait and find out, sweetie. 
You know I adore you too.
Keep checking the board, I’ll get on it as soon as I can.
Good for you.