That’s his problem. He reports every thread that doesn’t meet his “standards” for a Pit thread. Thus proving himself to be a little whiny-assed bitch.
Well, that’s easily fixed, we simply appoint him super special Pit moderator with extra special powers to decide what’s worthy of the Pit and what is…
On second thought, maybe not. Pretty likely not. Actually, no fucking way.
His poor little finger must be all worn out from all that reporting. I’m surprised he could stand the pain long enough to post two threads about his suffering.
TPTB reserve the right to ban people whose main reason for being here is the Pit.
That’s fine, but doesn’t apply here. I’m sure you see ivn in GQ just about everyday.
The first post in this thread could be seen as being from someone who puts way too much emphasis on the Pit. 
I liked your trainwreck.
It’s funny how ivn1188 acts like he is smarter than everyone else, and yet starts a Pit thread to complain about people who use the forum correctly. He suggests people post it in Great Debates which is CLEARLY and OBVIOUSLY the wrong forum for such discussions.
How can someone who is too stupid to understand the function of the separate forums be so smug about it?
When did anyone ever say you had to be smart to be smug?
In my moderate experience, the smug are usually the least informed.
If you were actually butthurt you might have something to complain about
Irony
Which came first, December 2003 or November 2008?
FinnAgain was polluting this board with his foul stench at least five years before you started posting here. So he had already taken over the board before you were a gleam in Cecil’s eye.
I disagree, there may be some entertainment value but I don’t think it’s all it’s cracked up to be. Frankly, I think this thread insists upon itself.
The OP was dumb because it complains of the BBQ Pit being used for it’s intended purpose and suggests that people use MPSIMS and GD incorrectly.
Yes, I did get that part. I just feel that …
[Peter Griffin] It insists upon itself. [/Peter Griffin]
Like stormfront, home to the racist scum like the OP.
A blonde walks into a bar and says “I’d like a double entendre”, so the bartender gave it to her!!
The Pit is not the center of the universe. But the center of the universe is probably a whole lot like the Pit, only without the underlying humor.
Well, obviously ivn1188 thinks that he is the center of the universe, since we are all supposed to conform to his idea of what does and does not belong in the Pit. We should all consider ourselves lucky that he has deigned to grace us lowly peasants with the gift of his presence and insight.
The best part of the whole mess is the first bit of the OP
It is just so - Hallmark.
I keep expecting it to be more adorable after this opening, like "I’ve come to love the pit, the way it allows me to vent my spleen after a hard day of spouting gibberish, and you guys, you’re just, you’re just not cleaning up after yourselves, and the dishes are in the sink, and, and, it makes me really, really sad, because…well because it is so special, and if we don’t look after it, we’re going to lose it, and that would be tragic. "
and then he just starts raving. It is so great.
How DARE you destroy his carefully thought out rant with the facts!
(Besides, I’m sure the next post we’ll see from him is that he’s been lurking since this board was on AOL)