Sure you are. Man up, lightweight. I will state flat out that I am accusing you of being a lower life form who can’t even back up his assertions. But that’s 'cause I got balls, and you don’t. (too soon?)
Sorry, but I don’t give a shit about “liberal douches” or “conservative douches”. Just the people who have yet to bring a single valuable thing to the board, yet continue to post their one-line garbage and call people trolls (which is what you’re doing).
Secondly, the same language? You mean English? It’s that language you need to go back to school for.
Third, I don’t brag that posting here is beneath me. I think that you posting here only serves to further reveal your utter lack of comprehension and societal value. I guess that means I think you’re beneath me, but that’s not quite the same.
Oh and being a lawyer = I’m Rand Rover? Awesome. Gfactor and Jodi and even sort of RNATB are also Rand Rover. We’re all Rand Rover.
Why don’t you pull out some cites, then? Your buddies are here arguing about how useful cites are. Here’s your golden opportunity to hoist me on my own petard by proving your vicious and unfounded allegations against me, thus both proving I’m a sock that has managed to elude the powers that be, and proving that I was wrong about cites!
Also incorrect. I remember that you tried to make a big deal about it, but given that I actually used Rand’s name in my post and it was about a different point, that only makes you an imbecile or a liar – your choice.
Ok, that’s also a reasonable option. Sure, dudes often lurk before they post (I did) and so irishgirl saying she lurked for a year or so before posting is believable. 10 fucking years? Nowayjose. Liar or sock.
I’ve been lurking on and off since DAY ONE pretty much.
Joined shortly in 2006 for 30? day freebie, that expired, never subscribed, then got on board when you could finally be a free permanent guest, which was not very long ago.
So, we are talking 1998? to nearly the present with one short presence in 2006 ?
Sounds like a rough version of 10 years to me. Not defending the other person in any other way, but unlike Bigfoot, rare long term lurkers do exist.
If y’all believe someone to be a sock wouldn’t it be best to just report them and let the mods sort it out or are you afraid to lose the entertainment?
Oh, I’m sure some of our Jr. Threadcops have reported me. It’s too much of a stretch to believe that at least one of these officious toads hasn’t hit that little red button. And even if by some miracle they haven’t, plenty of mods have seen my posts.
The inescapable conclusion is simply that I’m not a sock. These posters really can’t think of any better insult than yelling “sock” or “troll”, so they disregard the evidence and keep yammering on in between shoveling handfuls of lard into their gawps.
It is a sad state of affairs that, despite the apparent outrage of so many of our “best and brightest” (those are sarcasm quotes, btw), they really just can’t seem to demonstrate how they are in fact superior, other than by a self-satisfied plebiscite of the mediocre morons.
See, this is what I don’t get. If by “the mailing list”, you’re referring to the AOL days before the SDMB went on the Chicago Reader’s website in 1999, that puts you here for years before pay-to-post was even an issue (that was some time in the Spring of 2004, wasn’t it?). What was it about posting for free in 2008 that was more attractive than posting for free in 1999?
The constant sock accusations get tiresome, I think the main reason people do this is so they can later get some bragging rights if they are proven to be correct. That’s fine if that sort of thing gives them warm fuzzy feelings about themselves but I just wish they’d make their accusations, report the possible sock to the mods and then move on. The CSI: Sock Squad posts where they start comparing the Possible Sock to the Previous Poster gets dull fast and usually brings in more people to start with their own comparisons and whom they think is hiding behind the sock and dredges up old complaints about the Previous Poster and it just goes on forever. Dullsville!
You may not be a sock but I don’t think the other insult is that far off the mark. Let’s face it, telling people how to post and then insulting their intelligence and trying to come off as superior is pretty much the modus operandi for some trolls, and an intelligent guy like you can’t deny that, right? But then, all the troll accusations get old, too.
In the case of either sock or troll the best way to respond is to ignore them. So I just wish that others would either drop the sock and troll stuff and move on to more creative mocking or just plain ignore you and your ilk. Not that your “I have a Thesaurus and I’m not afraid to use it” posts aren’t entertaining in a way but it is all getting old fast and I have a short attention span. But anyway, I won’t presume to tell other posters how to post so I will take my own advice and go post some kittens pics in MPSIMS for myself and the other Tards to enjoy.
Have fun, all!
[sub]By the way, “self-satisfied plebiscite of the mediocre morons” … BAND NAME![/sub]
Let me slow it down for you – I’m all about making my posts handicapped-accessible.
1: I did post occasionally back before pay-to-play. (Which was before 2004 IIRC, but I might be wrong.)
2: My old username was not ivn1188, which, contrary to the opinion of a certain sufferer of Down’s syndrome, is more or less a random string.
3: If you return to what I actually said, it was only that I have been around, lurking or not, for quite a while. It’s really annoying when the gruppendenkenmeisters spout these “admissions” of mine that are actually just their own biases and inability to read critically without the red mist descending.
4: No, I’m not going to tell you any other usernames that I have had, not because I’m hiding them, but because I don’t actually care if you believe me or not.
5: I don’t actually give a shit if someone joins the board tomorrow and the next day starts telling people how it ought to be. Conflating non-tardedness and seniority is a common mistake. There are plenty of old tard dopers.
So, feel free to pursue this line of inquiry, Encyclopedia Brown. Unlike you, I thought it was stupid to pay to post, and I think it’s even dumber to pay for a little “Charter Member” tag and a location. I don’t have any investment in being one of the “old guard” SDMB “elite”, and the fact that you and your ilk are so concerned with the fact that I might or might not be lying about how long I’ve been here says a lot mroe about you than it does me.
Is it any wonder that I weep (like the litter commercial Indian though, no girl stuff) for the pit that was, and look upon the current state of “wit” as an abomination?
“You’re an asshole! Derp!” You fuckers should all be on a reality show for NASCAR fans or something. Gimme a “git’r’done”, you backwoods mongoloids.
So when someone else does it, they are a Jr. Theadcop. When you report a post or thread, you are doing it to save the oh so special and precious Pit from being overrun with posts that don’t meet up with YOUR totally random, unrelated to reality vision of what the Pit should be.
You, sir, are an overblown airbag, filled with winds from the void of your own skull.
Let me clue you in on something. When you see those online maps, with an arrow pointing to the middle of the page and the labe “You are here”, they are not trying to say that you are the center of the universe. You are not the Delphi of the SDMB.
You*'re* (see how that apostrophe works, St. Anger?) a little late to the party. Your (again, that one is for St. Anger) weak accusations of hypocrisy, while certainly more literate than the rest, have already been leveled multiple times in this thread alone.
Reporting a thread to be moved is a little different than reporting someone for a bannable offense. And seeing as threads get moved, but I’m not banned, it appears I’m in the right.
Come on, people. Channel that dark side hatred and anger into something other than weaksauce namecalling and accusations of being egocentric (which, by the way, is fucking hilarious on the “smartest message board on the internet”, you pretentious chumps).