I’m delighted with all the quizzes flying around that allege to determine who I am and what I’m doing. Here’s one of my own. Got pen&paper ready? Okay, here goes:
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What, in your opinion, is the ideal
room temperature? -
Pick a number between 1 and 50.
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What is your least favorite color?
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What is your least favorite food?
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What, in your opinion, is the most horrible way to die?
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What is your favorite day of the year?
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What is your least favorite song?
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What is the worst nightmare that you can recall?
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What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?
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How long does it take to boil an egg?
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NO PEEKING!
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This is your IQ.
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This is the number of times your spouse will cheat on you.
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This is the color your child will dye his/her hair.
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In case of natural disaster, economic depression, or nuclear war…this will be the only food available to you.
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This is how you will die.
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It will happen on this date, next year. Sorry.
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They will play this at your funeral.
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This is what your afterlife will be like. For eternity.
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This is how you’ll be remembered.
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This is how long you’ll be remembered.
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*Send this to nobody and some of it might not happen to you.
*Send this to 1 to 5 people and you will appear on the Jerry Springer Show.
*Send this to more than 5 people and you are a sad, annoying person with way too much time on your hands. Move that date up six months earlier.
