“Let’s go marines, we are leaving!”
[sub]- Aliens[/sub]
“Wouldn’t you know it. The whole damned place is drying up and blowing away for want of rainfall–but let us get into a little action and right away somebody sends us some mud. I swear; mud follows Marines around like fleas follow a dog.”
“It’s two o’clock in the morning. What the Hell do you want?”
(Coal Miner’s Daughter)
~VOW
“I want the world. I want the whole world.”
“I want the power to decide who lives and who dies.”
[sub]- Crow T. Robot[/sub]
Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live
forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
forever.”
–Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
“I’m gonna live forever if the good die young.”
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
“He’s dead, Jim.”
“What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?”
[sub]- Well, duh. 
[/sub]
“Houston, we have a problem”
“He’s only mostly dead.”
“Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!”
“The president is on line one.”
“The president of what?”
[sub]- Buckaroo Banzai[/sub]
“I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale. Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people.”
“You ain’t leadin’ but two things now, pal. Jack and shit. And Jack left town.”
“Santa Claus is coming to town.”
Santa is just Satan spelled inside out.
[sub]- Buggered if I can remember where I heard this one[/sub]
“Yes! Spam Satan!”
-Sluggy Freelance
“The devil is in the details.”