“Speak of the devil.”
You can burn my house, you can cut my hair,
You can make me wrestle naked with a grizzly bear,
You can poison my cat, baby I don’t care,
But if you talk in the movies I’ll kill you right there.
It’s the little things,
It’s just the little things…
Ackkk… missed a post. So howsabout…
The Devil made me do it!
[sub]- Flip Wilson[/sub]
“Ooh, you’ve been a bad puddy tat, haven’t you? Have a seat over there until the other 8 lives arrive.”
“For I will consider my cat Jeffrey…
…For seventhly he fleas himself, that he may not be interrupted upon the beat…”
Christopher Smart 1722-1771
“Eat drums! Eat drums!”
“No, no, Animal! Beat drums! Beat drums!”
“I’ll never never get to play that drum.”
“Aha! A double negative, which is proof positive, I’m afraid, Ms. Scarlett…”
[sub]- Clue[/sub]
“Frankly, Scarlet, I don’t give a damn.”
“Frank Burns eats worms.”
“Frank Burns wouldn’t give a drowning man a glass of water.”
“If all the people of the world would just join hands, three quarters of them would drown.”
-attributed toPete Seeger
“Three coins in a fountain…”
“Three is the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Two thou shall not count, unless thou then proceedest directly to three. Four is right out…”
“There is no number four.”
“There…
are…
four…
lights!”
[sub]- Jean-Luc Picard[/sub]
…Lights down, you up and die
dmb
But in spite of everything they tried
Poor Senor Don Gato up and died.
We used to sing it in elementary school. Even then the first line “senor don gato was a cat” seemed a trifle redundant.
“Why won’t you die?!”
-Austin Powers
And death shall be no more; death, thou shalt die.