“Yeah, I’ll pick up my glasses today.”
Working hard, boss…
I never lie.
“9 inches”
“I forgive you, love you, and care about / for you as deeply as I ever did.”
“The checkbook balanced to the penny” to which Mr. Adoptamom fell out on the floor laughing because I consider it balanced when I’m within $100 of the last time I balanced it a year ago 
“Don’t worry, everyone passes the final exam”. (inside the thought bubble above my head - “Unless you’re a dumb as a bag of rocks, which unfortunately is the case with a few of you”)
“Sorry detective, I don’t have any idea about who killed him.”
“This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.”
“What… body…?”
“It only took a couple of hours to fix”
Sure, if “a couple” = “about twenty”
“Baby, you know you’re the only one for me…”
j/k
Actually the last one was (wobbling) “Drinking? of course not. Not on a monday night!”
“Please God, I promise I will believe in you and be a good girl if you just get me throught this.”
“Of course not! I don’t mind at all”
“Hello.”
“My car goes 150mph.”
It cuts out at 107. I was trying to illustrate a point though, not just lying for the fun of it.
“Good job, now you’re getting it.”
“I’m sorry, she’s gone to bed.”
“Anyway, I’ve got to go and do those course readings.”
“I got stuck behind a fuel oil truck. There was no way to get around it.”