Shoot – actually that’s a lie – I said “heating oil truck.”
“I tried to argue my case for the “electrons are fish” theory.”
I don’t know Officer, she just died…
“I’m doing just fine.”
But I haven’t told my last lie yet …
“THIS thread looks interesting.”
Me to the Walt Disney Company: “I really appreciate your input.”
I’ll get it done before I leave work for the day.
Of course, that was before I got hijacked on 2 ‘critical situations’ and one ‘gotta give a presentation to the Big Bossman’. By the time that was over, I said the hell with it and went home.
But I’ll get to it tomorrow, I swear. 
I love you.
i can’t talk now, i’m busy doing homework. i’ll call you tomorrow.
that was three lies at once.
I always lie.
“Nice call.”
“The Steelers are going to the superbowl” bwaa haa haa!
I’ll do it first thing in the morning.
“Naw, I’m perfectly OK to drive.”
“Actually, I have somewhere to be right now.”
No, those jean do not make your butt look big…
I’m going out for just the one.
It’s always a pleasure to see you.
I’ll get back to you on that.
(I hope he’s not still waiting!)