‘…exhaust pipe, but then your car might explode, so that might not be such a great idea.’
‘there’s a hero, when you look inside your…’
“… payphone booth.”
"Lisa, stop playing that damn… "
saxophone. Maggie’s trying to take a nap."
“Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the…”
“…Giant Ball Of String Of Death. (Sadly, it was not quite as much fun for the cat as the name might imply.)”
“You can take the man out of the country, but you…”
(PS Thanks for starting this Samarm; it’s been great fun!)
…can’t make him think."
“Slow down, you move too fast, You’ve got to make the morning…”
“run to Krispy Kreme.”
“Neither a borrower or a…”
“…lender is eligible for this offer, available for a short time only. So call now, 1-800-555-SDMB.”
“I feel pretty, oh so …”
“stunning in my new black leather thong.”
“Don’t let the sun…”
“…go down on me or anyone else before we put on “Scorcher” brand SPF 1x10[sup]24[/sup] sun cream. It lubricates and protects!”
“Dave…”
“…is right here, man. Hold on, I’ll get him for you.”
Slowly I turn…step by step…
careful not to step on any land min…AAAAAARGH!
"Charity begins at…
“…into the Suzanne Sommers film festival”
“I have often walked down this street before…”
“but I never noticed the four Starbuck’s on the same corner before.”
"A fool and his money…
“… runs for president”
“Buttery nipples are best …”
“…tweaked with caution.”
“I can feel it, I’m the world’s…”
“… most tactically sensitive person. I have nerve endings extending three inches out of my skin!”
“Jack Sprat could eat no…”
…carbohydrates on the Atkins diet."
“You ain’t a beauty but…”
“ya wouldn’t scare a dog off a meat wagon either.”
“Those who can…”
“…oh hell. I give up with this ‘political correctness’ crap. You are a beauty, the most beautiful I’ve ever seen.”
“Will you…”
…can-can, can can-can. Those who can’t can-can, can’t can-can.
In this world, there is right and wrong, and…