“… sweet side and a savoury side”
“Love lift’s you up where …”
“… sugary side and a slaty side”
“If you keep scratching it, it will …”
– blasted Hamsters
“Love lift’s you up where …”
the sun don’t shine.
“If you keep scratching it, it will …”
reveal the winning lotto numbers.
“If all your friends jumped off a bridge…”
“…then there’s something repellent about you.”
“All work and no play…”
would make Broadway a kinda boring place to be.
“How many times do I have to tell you…”
“… Not to test thermonuclear devices in the living room?! Sheesh!”
“There’s no business like…”
“hamburger repair.”
“Bicycles are like…”
“… making love to a beautiful woman, you oil them up, change the gear, and ride them for all you are worth”
“To boldly go where no man has …”
“…urinated before.”
“Roses are red, violets are blue…”
“…your teeth are black, ew ew ew ew.”
“Who let the dogs…”
“…compete on Joe Millionare”
“No greater love have any man, than to …”
…in? BUMPUS!
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…
“… Monty Mortlakes fabulous bird-plane simulating trapeze artist”
“I believe in the Father, the Son, and …”
“… my cousin twice removed”
There are two types of people in this world. The people who get crabs and…
…and the people who eat them"
“Don’t lick the…”
“… German hunting pocket sausage”
“I’d walk a million miles for …”
“…Julia Stiles.”
“Oh to be in England…”
“… footballer’s wife Victoria Beckham”
“Beware of the …”
“…hairless bipeds”
" Well, you can stick it up your…"