“…principles which are no longer applicable in a post-september-11th world.”
“Nice shoes. Let’s…”
…tie them."
"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s…
“…out the window, 'cause frankly I just want to jump your bones and then lose your phone number.”
“Stop! In the name of …”
…Foe Man! Eh? Tin pots?" Well, it’s almost a palindrome.
Judge not, lest ye be…
“…referred to as ‘Dredd’ by your geeky comic-collecting friends.”
“East, drink, and be…”
…be…gin again but only this time face the west"
" The apple doesn’t fall far from…"
“…Amazing Apple-Magnet Man.”
“Forgive me, Father, for I have…”
“…commited no sins this hour.”
" ‘Broadway’ is the colloquial name for New York’s famous…"
“… ‘woman of size’ jogging course”
“Santa comes but …”
“…Way that is broad.”
“Who knows what evil lurks …”
“… under the cushions of a vomit-stained couch you bought at a yard sale for five bucks?”
“Oh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes…”
“…are frozen, don’t flush that toilet or they’ll burst!”
“Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your…”
“… dirty bondage videos”
“For my Birthday I want…”
“…to be twenty-three again. Or a pony.”
“Twelve-score and fifty weeks ago…”
…I hit ‘submit’. Damn hamsters!
You say “potato,” I say…
“is apparently the last time you took a bath stinko!”
“Little Mary had a lamb…”
I want the onion rings.
“Mary had a little lamb…”
[sub]this time I got it right[/sub]
“with pita bread and cucumber sauce.”
“When I got home from the racetrack…”
“… I like to be whipped with a riding crop”
“If you keep doing that, you’ll poke …”
“a hole in the cosmic continuum.”
“To everything there is a …”