“marshalls and blackmuns.”
“What would happen if a camel…”
“… toed woman walked through central park?”
“Forgive them father they …”
“…have no way of forgiving themselves.”
“La estonteco de usona rugbeo estas…”
“… Bobby Charlton, de usona rugbeo est”
“French is the language of …”
“…McDonalds frie cooks”
“It’s not the heat that gets you, but the…”
“…the humility.”
“George Steinbrenner is my idea of . . .”
“… a man with a good retirement plan.”
"But, Soft! What light through yonder window breaks. It is the east, and Juliet is… "
“…up cramming for her biochemistry final.”
“There was an old lady who lived in …”
a mobile home (not a trailer) and she would cuss like a sailor every time we crossed her driveway.
"Read my lips…no new…
“episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000.”
“I get no kick from…”
“…my mule, because he knows not to mess with the man.”
“OK, we’ve got Pringles, beer, nachos and a TV, we’re all set for…”
“… loads of kinky Trans-Vestite sado masochism”
“If you were the only girl in the world, and I was …”
“a Golden Retriever.”
“The answer my friend is…”
“… 42, duh!”
“She sells sea shells on …”
“…the south side of Chicago”
“Has anybody here seen my old friend…”
“… he’s a six foot tall rabbit, called Harvey”
“The Monna Lisa is actually smiling at …”
“…that tourist using the flash on his camera, unaware that the security guard is sneaking up just behind him.”
" ‘Glanders’ is a highly-communicable disease of horses, sometimes communicated to man, caused by…"
“… small specially-trained fleas”
"The show’s not over until… "
“…life is wasted on the living.”
“Think? Why think when we have…”
FOX."
"Pardon me, madam, but your poodle is standing on…