“Blow your boyfriend”
“I heard that she was there…”
“… But when I called, her friend said she wasn’t around. Weird, though; I could have sworn I heard her giggling in the background.”
“A kiss on the hand may be quite…”
“…sloppy, especially if there’s a St. Bernard involved.”
“What a piece of work is a …”
“…continental, but a Hitachi vibrator is a girls best friend”
“Alas poor Yorick, I knew …”
my password, but now I must bug you at the Help Desk once again."
“Peace sells, but…”
“… war makes the better movie”
“The Lord is my shepard, I shall not …”
“…stray from the flock.”
“All right–stop! Collaborate and…”
“…Slay the dragon”.
"…STOP!
Hamma time!.."
“… before time hammers you”
“Jane knelt before her new master, she took hold of his trouser’s fly with her scarlet lips, tugged the zip gently open, and out flopped …”
“Sam Gamgee.”
“It isn’t the heat, it’s the…”
“…long armed and legged albino monkey crosspecies mix that’s always pissing on your leg…”
" A mullato, my libido…"
“… hasn’t been controlled,
all I’ve come to trust,
is that orgasmic rush of lust”
“Jane moaned quietly in her rapture …”
“…thus fulfilling the prophetic bumper sticker on her car, which said ‘In case of rapture, this car will be unoccupied.’”
“Did you see the size of that…”
“…chicken, Private Sanders?” Private Sanders was ultimately to base his whole army career on the chicken, and retire as a full Colonel, after leading the third (and successful) Expeditionary Force against it.
“My name is Benny. Benny Hana…”
“…Jacob-Jingle-Heimer-Schmit.”
“Hello darkness my old friend, I’ve come to…”
…settle the score," cackled Daylight menacingly. Darkness backed away from his nemesis, mindful of the gun Daylight had pointed at him. If he could just edge over towards the breadknife, still on the counter!
I want to rock and roll all night…
and heave my guts out every morning after partying all night.
Never open your front door without…
…putting on your pants.
Her name was lola…
"…CocaCola.**
“It’s been a long day’s night, and I’ve been…”
“standing on this street corner and not the first car has pulled over looking for a good time.”
“What goes up must…”