“…working behind the counter at a Kum ‘n’ Go in Milwaukee.”
“Ice and snow! Ice and Snow! These are the things that make me go…”
“… … aahhhhh… Now, don’t eat the yellow ice and snow.”
“What time is it? It’s…”
“… time you bought a watch, ha, ha, ha”
“The reason for male nipples was discovered when …”
“…Bippy the Beardless had his mercilessly twisted for making a terrible joke.”
“La la la, la-la la la, la la la,…”
“la-la la la
One banana two bananas three bananas four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more”
“carrot is the only vegatable known to …”
- was that the song you were starting, carrot ? *
“…parrot the peas.”
“Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,…”
“…the object looming towards me, what was it??? Where was it from…? What did it want??? Me… the answer, was me…”
“That came from…”
“… the heart. Igor, stop playing with the cadaver’s left ventricle”
“Love is never having to say …”
“…done yet?”
“Little girls should be seen and not heard, little boys should…”
“…be obscene and absurd.”
“I waited at the bus stop amid the falling ice particles. Walking was like treading on a million irregular glass beads. An out-of-service bus went by, then another. A 777 went by, close overhead, lights looming weirdly through the half-frozen moisture in the air. Then, out of the darkness…”
“…a voice said, ‘Et tu, Brute?’”
“The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but…”
“…step lively if you’re a comely sheep.”
“The children will not leave unless…”
“…you unglue them.”
“The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s…”
“…sells sea shells on the sea shore.”
“Its always darkest before…”
…sex organs are shaved smooth"
"Bippy, oh Bippy oh were art thou Bippy. Wont you climb…
“…up to my bumber baby.”
“Shake well before…”
“…you enter the large intestine.”
“Mop-&-Glow, the miracle…”
“…of the loaves and fishes”
“Its life, Jim…”
“… just not as much life as it used to be” said Bones, as he plucked the hairs out of Adm. J. Kirk’s ears. “At least they let him keep the captains chair” the old doctor mused as they sat together in the Federation geriatrics hospital.
“Bippy rode triumphantly towards the castle, wearing his usual …”
“…chain mail underwear.”
“This chain mail underwear is chafing my…”