“…putting in a car’s tailpipe and watching the fun.” (don’t try this really, kids)
“After work I’m going to a bar, and I’m going to get…”
“… duck tape, but no one has ever found a use for potato flavoured duck tape”
“And the Lord said unto Mary Magdelain …”
…let me take you roughly in the barn!"
"Why is it that no-one has replied to my thread in the bbq pit? Am I not…
I think so 2 
“… _____ enough?”
“Mari Mari quite contrary,
Kissed the boys and hung them high…”
“… ly decoratively arround her living room (though she prefered to call it her dieing room).
It wasn’t untill 1978 that the Police finally caught up with her, by that time she had killed more than 30 times.”
“You should never wear a kilt whilst …”
“…cartwheeling.”
“The study of mathematics is apt to commence in disappointment…”
“…and complete and utter random yelling.”
“Dogs chase cats because…”
“…the narrative determinism of the universe demands it. Or the scriptwriters. Which is kinda the same thing.”
“Big green ghoulies, man, I’ve never seen you like this before! You look a wreck! Straighten up, mop yourself off, and take that disgusting thing out of your…”
“… underpants. You mean those are your big green goolies, I think I’m gonna puke”
“Due to the greater than expect defense of Baghdad, the Joint Chiefs of Staff have decided on a new tactic of …”
“…catapaulting disease ridden zombies into the city.”
“From beginning to end, life is…”
“…like a bathtub filled with brightly-coloured machine tools.”
“Bill! Bill! Bill’s our man!
Runs the company
Like no-one can!
Steals from the poor,
Lies to the rich
Bill does it all
He’s such a…” *
[sub]* I think the radiation from the new Microsoft headquarters just down the road from work is affecting me… sob [/sub]
“…gritch!”
“It’s a tough job…”
“guarding the United States Senate’s liquor cabinet, but it sure beats my old job as a public nuisance.”
“A Chicago-style hot dog…”
“… ain’t no good in the jailhouse now”
“supercalif…”
“…ornia, Notbadarkansas, kindaoknorthcarolina, and bloodyawfulohio.”
“Citizen Kane: the story of a powerful man who hides a childhood trauma. He’s lost his…”
…willy in a car crash. Poor guy!"
"taco, taco taco! My taco is …
“… like love unto me,
the tortilla is the corn fields of my home town,
shredded lettice is the hair of my beloved blue_poop,
the two olives, one black one green are her eyes,
tomato wedge is her smiling mouth,
chicken slices are my lady’s fingers,”
“and the melted cheese on top, is the result of our …”
“…inexplicable encouter with lactose-intolerant aliens from Alpha Centauri.”
“Meanwhile, in the Vale of Despair and Hope, three knights were…”
“…looking for their dog.” [sub]…wait for it…[/sub]
“Jeremiah was a bullfrog…”
“… who played a leading role in Budweiser advertisments until an unfortunate accident when he was electrocuted”
“The terrorist leader Osamma Bin Laden, has been discovered …”