“…are approaching the car at a high rate of speed.”
“Once upon a time…”
“…there was a horse who sang in a chorus and put all the people to same.”
“Quidly dink-e-dinky-e-doo quidly dink-dee-da…”
“… if you do seem to hear this in your head, your either on a Japanese rail car stop or you’ve just gone insane”
“Stand by your man and…”
“…sit by your dog.”
“When in Rome…”
"…you can annoy tourguides by asking, ‘If Romulus had been killed instead of Remus, would you guys all be Remans?’. "
“B-pppffftttt!!!..”
“…, said the bicycle tire, as it deflated.”
“I’ve got a lovely bunch of…”
“…hair.”
“Computers are…”
…the only one thing we need in life - after all it is the number one source for porn :D!"
"I sometimes cut myself to see how much I bleed. Maybe i’ll start…
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I’ll miss ya Bip! *
“… people who travel from home to work via public transport. Wait no that’s commuters. No one knows what computers are, but they require significant numbers of hamsters to work efficiently”
“To become a thirty second level Mason you must …”
blue_poop: “…getting professional help.”
Bippy: “…stand on your head and cluck like a chicken.”
“How do I love thee? Let me…”
- we can’t seem to stop cross posting, maybe this was meant to be
*
“… count your legs. 1 leg she loves me, second leg she doesn’t. Boo-hoo she doesn’t love me, why can’t I find a three legged woman?”
“Why cant I find a three legged woman …”
at work? I work in a sideshow, for crying out loud!"
“Congress imposed tariffs…”
“…against three-legged women Tuesday, citing ‘unfair competition’ in the panty-hose industry. Canada and Mexico immediately complained, citing the Treaty of Hidalgo, which allows only non-tariff barriers against manufactures intended for ‘persons of trilateral symmetry’. The matter has been referred to a NAFTA arbitration board.”
“Topsie and Flopsie awoke as the limo stopped at…”
‘… the NSA headquaters. Topsie heaved his 200 pound perfectly built frame out of the bullet proof car, and glanced momenterrily at Flopsies perfect stockinged legs. He mused to himself “when did we run out of good code names for opperatives”. Not knowing that deep in the bowls of the NSA building a database administrator was smiling to himself for replacing the parameters on the name secret name generating software’
“The main cause of juvinial crime in America is …”
“…juveniles.”
“People should…”
“…but oftentimes, they don’t.”
" ‘FIRE!!!’ yelled the…"
“. . . white mage as the ice monster approached her.” She was then killed by the monster because white mages don’t know attacking magic.
“You aren’t fully clean until…”
“…you’re SARSlessly clean.”
“Swiss cheese is noted for the large number of…”
“…people who don’t like it.”
“Potatoes have many uses, like…”