“…people who should be running the space program.”
“What should we do to people who use cellphones while…”
…showering?"
“How about a nice big cup of…”
“…coffee? In the CPU ventilation duct? That should stop your PC from crashing so often.”
“I am sorry to say that your cousin is suffering from acute irreversible…”
…penis envy. ’ Sigmund Freud"
“Silly people, you’ll never learn that…”
“it’s a bad idea to trade your artificial leg for a roast beef sandwhich.”
“Diapers are…”
“…not just for breakfast anymore!”
“If you give a mouse a cookie…”
“… it will be your own special friend for ever and ever”
“Jack and Jill weant up the hill to …”
“petition Congress for a redress of grievances.”
“I’d challenge you to a duel…”
“… ended dildo wrestling match, but I am still a little sore from last time”
“Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack …”
- where has blue_poop gone, I’m pineing away here. *
“…for sleeping with my wife, kidnapping my children, and calling me a goat feltcher in public, had the consequences of your cretinous behavior not proven so unexpectedly delightful.”
“There ain’t room in this here town for…”
“. . . another WalMart, we already have 2!”
“If there is one thing I can’t stand about flowers,. . .”
“…it’s the noise.”
“When the deuterium oxide coolant of a CANDU-style nuclear reactor leaks out…”
“… Q.E.D. will eat non-chocolate chip cookies”
“Opportunity knocks…”
“…and so do Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ignore them both.”
“We hold these truths to be self-evident…”
“…And my tongue’s red. Like a fire truck. Of awesomeness.”
“To be or not to be, that is the…”
“…beginning of Hamlet’s soliloquy.”
“When shall we three meet again?..”
“On the general questions section to talk about spreading toilet paper on the seat”
“And speaking of toilet paper…”
“…when mixed with water it makes an excellent milk substitute.”
“Daniel my brother, you are…”
“…looking lovely with the moonlight falling upon your face. And the smell of jasmine in the air, the sound of the waves crashing upon the shore… Oh Daniel… The world may frown upon us, but how can it be wrong when it feels so RIGHT!”
“The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. the second rule of Fight Club is…”
“…you do not talk about the first rule. The third rule of Fight Club is, you ignore the first two rules and make a movie about it.”
" ‘Mee mee mrem mrem mrem mee mee mee’ are vocal shorthand used to indicate highway safety barriers…"