“…and in retrospect, I should have taken his advice.”
“If the waitress has refilled his coffee more frequently, Mr. Pink would have…”
“…up and down to the bathroom all night long.”
“No, Meeester Bond. I expect you to…”
“…crochet!” Blofeldt signalled one of his minions, who threw several razor-sharp stainless-steel crochet-needles at Bond. Bond leaned back just a bit, and the hurtling projectiles missed him, instead landing with solid thumps in three underlings, who fell soundlessly into the pirahna tank. The soft roiling roar of the pirahnas’ frenzy masked the slight noise as Bond reached slowly back and, unseen by Blofeldt or the now-skeletonised underlings, extracted his purling-hook from his boot…
“Wha? Nobody told me that you had to be able to see colour in order to…”
“-- be British, Americans only see in color which is an inferior beta release”
“On bended knee, I take your hand and ask you to …”
– I’ve gone all quivvery 
…stop farting in front of my parents. My father has a condition you know!"
"What is it with kids nowadays, always…
Good to hear it Sir_Bippy! I’m still working my way up
“…flirting?! I haven’t seen anything like this since the a-thread!” 
“Africa…”
“…, Asia, Antarctica and Australia are the only continents that begin with the letter A.
Unless you count the Americas, but that’s not fair, 'cause they really start with ‘North’ and ‘South’.”
“In the jungle, the mighty jungle,…”
“… the goat’s sleep happy, knowing that none will go without due to the generous nature of the SDBM clique”
“Some things are best left unsaid, such as …”
- Oh yes, oh yes, I mean… , but what if …, ahhhhhhhh. I see you tremmble with antici … *
“…judging from the look on his face and the size of his turgid member, I think the rhino likes you, Bippy.”
“Amidst the crashes of thunder and flashing lightning, the creature sat upright on the laboratory table and said…”
…I think i’ll go home now!"
"If I had a tampon for every time…
*Almost there now Bip, I can call u Bip now can’t I?
– re: the rhino, he’s just horny
“… when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I’m feeling bad,
I simply remember my favourite things, and then I don’t feel so sad.
Raindrops on roses, and whiskers on kittens,
snowflakes that fall on our noses, and mittens,
brown paper packages tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favourite things”
“Darkness falls accross the land,
the midnight hour is close at hand,
creatures crawl in search of blood,
to terrorise your …”
-
pation. Maybe the rain isn’t really to blaim
so I’ll remove the cause,
but not the symptom * -
blue_poop you can call me anything you like bloopsy-poopsy but perhapse we should stop cross posting like this, people might talk.*
“boss.”
“A fishing trip is a good opportunity…”
“… to carp on shelfishly out of herring range of the old trout”
“In case of an emergency landing, please ensure all seats and trays are in the upright position. Then assume the …”
“fetal position and scream and cry to your heart’s delight.”
“It’s truly riveting action as radio-controlled cowbots go to…”
“…the church barbeque! Gasp in amazement as the belligerent metal bovines go up against their greatest enemy, the George Foreman Grill! Cringe in horror as burger-lovers run for their lives! Laugh yourself silly as a Gateway Computers salesman mistakes the attacking cowbots for a sales conference!”
“Deadlines are…”
“… like express trains, it is fun to hear the noise they make as they fly past you at high speed”-Douglas Adams (quote from memory, so not accurate)
“The thousand first tale of the Ariban Nights was the story of …”
…the adventures of the cat in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy Blue and the Man on the Moon."
“You know your dead when…”
you’re on a first name basis with them
Shoot me! I’ve…
“… seen George Bush naked, and I cannot bare to live any longer with that memory”
“Join the Navy, and see the …”