“I’ve got the coolest car…”
Since I got my air conditioner fixed!!
“Ward…don’t you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night? I thought you’d never…”
“…manage to get that dam built.”
“Shopping! It’s not just a way of life: it’s our…”
…way of death too!"
"what is it with little boys playing with their willies. Its just like…
just wondering but I’m gonna ask this no doubt stupid question anyhoo- how does everyone know my age?!
“…it was years ago in a Turkish prison, except we were grown up and played with each others willies.”
“Once the verdict was read, the Spank Monkey Seven looked at one another and agreed…”
“that the words ‘hanged at dawn’ would have sounded much better if they had been read by the jury foreperson rather than the crusty old judge.”
“The tie I was wearing that day was the same one I’d worn the day I graduated…”
“to solid food.”
“It’s getting hot in here, so…”
“…I’m taking off my codpiece, too bad that it clashes with my fedora.”
“No sooner had the muskrat heard the theme song, than it began to…”
“have the time of it’s life.”
“The Governor pardoned me…”
“…which made no sense at all, given that it was the Governor himself who had farted loudly during the inaugural ball.”
“Onward Christian soldiers, marching as to war…”
“…!@#$%^&123437fhj7sf4 . . . Could not find Christian Soldiers. [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ail?”
“Never have I seen so many wallabies…”
"…as I did that day at the Manchester Parliament. Wallabies here, wallabies there, wallabies crossing the floor, wallabies in the Speaker’s chair, wallabies in the back benches. There were even a couple of wannabe wallabies hanging around by the main doors, smoking and looking suspicious.
But everything changed when the Liberal Whip took charge."
“Liquid nitrogen makes a fine midnight…”
“…snack!”
“Operators are standing by please have your…”
“… Social Security Number, Drivers License, and soul ready”
“Ginseng is mostly used to …”
I doubt everyone knows your age, in fact no one knows your age from this boards info, but in a post to another thread you said you will soon be 18. If that is true, then last year this time you were 16 ergo last year this time I was 32 (from my admition of being twice your age last year) so I am now 33 and you are 17 (unless one or more of us was fibbing).
“grease the oaken runners on which the slave teams transport stone blocks to the site of the new pyramid.”
“Groop! I implore thee…”
“… take not into thineselves thy furry hamsters, for thine hamsters are sacred in the eyes of Og.”
“That death, dumb, and blind kid shure plays a mean …”
“…pinball.”
[Wiggles mode] Jump jump jump a lot [/Wiggles mode]
“Fiddles I say, fiddles and…”
“banjoes and triangles and mellotrons and flutes.”
“The worst words in the English language…”
…your not getting any tonight"
"Soup not just way of life but…
Hey Bip your not Matthew Perry are ya? He’s 33 ye know! When you post I hear his voice! Yeah the age thing pretty close, but with the six month rule I’m 18 
“… but a Won-Ton excuse for Hot and Sour Cock-a-Leekie with your Cullen Skink”
“After 6 years chained to the dungeon wall, Baldrick was free. At last he was able to …”
*shhhh poopsie I’m here incognito. Are you Charlotte Church’s better looking evil twin sister by any chance? *