“…I don’t have to wear clothes outdoors for the next three months!”
“Sometimes, when I look at the clouds…”
“… I wonder, what bugger has stolen my tent.”
"The penalty for resurecting threads is …
“…five minutes in the BBQ Pit.”
“Hey! What’s that cat…”
“…doing in my sister’s underpants?”
“After his first trip to Baltimore, Wilbur knew that he should…”
" . . . have listed to what his mother told him."
“You may not recognize me, but . . .”
“…I’m you’re mom.”
“If you would only look in the right place…”
“…we’d avoid all of this unpleasantness when you disturb the Ancient Old Ones.”
“Plug it in, man… plug it IN…”
“… no not up there, ugghhh. In the wall socket! Now how the devil are we going to get it clean, no I’m not touching it, not after you plugged it up there.”
“How can you make an ommlette, without …”
“…a spel checkk.” 
“I can’t tell. Is that a lump of mashed potatos, a roadkill, or…”
“…Marv Albert’s last date.”
“After bringing home and connecting her new 8 in 1 office assistant, Paige realized that she should have bought the software upgrade that would enable the unit to…”
“…simultaneously balance the spreadsheet, sweep the floors, run the front desk, interview new employees, issue press releases, negotiate contracts, pay suppliers, and make coffee, but there was already enough labour unrest in the area.”
“Ultraviolet pigment is nature’s way of…”
“…saying you look good in purple.”
“Although it took years to train his poodle to walk upright in low heels, she was a hit at the next…”
“…Walking Poodles Thread Revival Society meeting and Gala Ball.”
“Are you kids gonna come up with some ideas, or do I have to…”
“…walk you to school barefoot uphill both ways in a foot of snow again?”
“You can lead a horse to water, but…”
“…teaching him to scuba dive requires a large weight belt and very strange looking flippers.”
“As Wayne lowered the pink control rods into the reactor vessel, he spotted the label Bazooka Joe™ on one of them and wondered…”
“…why the damn control rods couldn’t have been Big Red. He really needed a cinnamon fix.”
“Someone said there was a belly-dancer in here, but all I can see is …”
“…a sumo-type guy lying down while a Shirley Temple style kid tap dances on his stomach.”
“Flipper was released from military duty once it was learned that he and other dolphins had…”
been swimming in their own feces in that dang pool"
“He huffed and Puffed, but that budged was…”
- but all that moved was…"
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