Hmmmmm… a truly fascinating challenge…
{pooh voice}
Think… Think… Think.
do I haveta believe it??
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13
Nah, just so long as we can be disagreeable!! (BTW, your Pooh voice is just as cute as your Elmo voice!)
It wasn’t elmo… it was grover!
there!
{singing}
color me DISagreeable!
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13
Are you telling me something, or just being disagreeable???
your nuthin but a Texas Chili Chicky Baby!
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13
And don’t you forget it!!! <ducks head in shame because I’ve forgotten your name…>
Ok, we’ll try this again and see if this last part makes it into my post this time…
And don’t you forget it!!! [ducks head in shame because I’ve forgotten your name…]
If you’ll pardon the hi-jack back to the OP:
Victoria, if you’re still lurking, there is a reason for the offensive “if you must” remark. Once upon a time, people witnessed wherever they felt like it. They’d go into General Questions and ask loaded questions that ended up in fights. The problem is, there are lots of different people on the MB from a lot of different backgrounds and a lot of different faiths (or, obviously, no faith at all). Some people would be offended by these threads, and a lot were sick and tired of seeing them at all. So it was decided to restrict them to the Great Debates forum so that those who wished to avoid them could, and so that those who disagreed with a poster’s point of view could discuss and debate it. So when a person does witness here, they’d better be prepared for a little debate, and they’re debating style had better consist of more than, “The Bible told me so, so you’re going to Hell.” Especially in the case of your 38 prophecies. People have been trying to predict the Jesus’ return since the day he left (see A Brief History of the Apocalypse) and extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence. Just saying a prophecy was fulfilled without saying when and where it happened or who told you it has happened isn’t going to convince anyone.
I read a quote once that went along the lines of “You must get to a person through their religion, not yours.” When you’re dealing with people who value facts, reason, solid proof, and a sense of humor, you’re going to have to deal with them on their terms if you expect to win them over. Threats of hellfire and damnation ain’t gonna do it.
(That reminds me of a T-shirt I saw once, with a dog at a pulpit in front of a canine congregation, preaching, "And the Lord said unto them, “Bad dog! Bad!” The caption read, Hellfire and Dalmations. Adorable :))
OK, go back to talking about astroturf 
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
Vic may I ask how old you are you could post it in the LB just tell me what area (room)! Just curious since they too called you young! Can you believe it they thnk me at age 13 is young! 
God Bless
GodlyGuy
GodlyGuy, Faith matters are of course a matter of faith (duh!), and differences are perfectly reasonable, as are debates about those differences if one is so inclined. But this statement:
is a statement of fact. It’s really quite important that you understand one thing.
You are young.
Wanna know how young? That puts your birthday in 1986. Here’s a short list of things that happened to me before you were born. (presented in no particular order)
Well, I changed my mind. I’m not going to post a list of things that happened to me before you were born; I don’t know you well enough. But trust me, it was quite a list (which is why I changed my mind!). Heck, I’ve got tax problems that pre-date you. At home, I’ve got bottles of Scotch twice your age.
Heck, there are people on this board who fought in wars before you were born. So if you detect a little condescension in responses to you, try not to take it personally. Pretty much everything you can say, we’ve heard. Especially if all you plan to do is copy and paste from the Gospel.
Take some advice. Show this site to your parents to confirm that it is their wish that you continue to access it. Personally, I’d insist that my kids visit this site, but your parents might differ.
Jesus saves… Gretzky grabs the rebound… He Scores!
No offense meant, Christabel
Vicky said:
What work is that, hon?
And why do you keep coming back, after stating in several places that you won’t be back?
This is about the Fifth Coming already.
Stop telling God what to do.
Satan, nice to see you back!
Stop telling God what to do.
Victoria said:
P.S. It is my prayer that ALL of you will seek Jesus Christ.
Keep praying honey. It ain’t gonna happen. Why are you bothering us with this ? How would you like it if a member of this board registered with the LBMB and wanted you all to stop believing in God all of a sudden ?
It’s all about respecting each others points of view. If you have a matter to debate, state it. Otherwise, be gone.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
I’ll tell ya, I get no respect. The other day I was at the airport and a Fundamentalist came up to me and said, “God… likes you. As a friend.”
BAAAAAA hahahahahaha…
//aside
did he show youhis ID card??
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13
andros,
no offense taken. I just thought I’d give it a shot. I’d give you a smile back, but I’ve never gotten into figuring all that out yet.
Gator and Lauralee - you’re both sort
of right. Once all of the hulabaloo
started I did go to the LBMB, just to
poke around. I didn’t stay very long
as I was pressed for time. And, as
you can imagine, most of the
conversations going on over there
were about this board. So,
while I did visit the MB technically,
I probably didn’t get a complete
picture of the usual goings on.
OK, we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart. =^…^=
Hey Manny, share some of that scotch, eh?
::still laughing::
-Melin
Polycarp writes:
On behalf of Pharisees everywhere, I take exception to that remark
"But when Paul perceived that one part were Sadducees and the other Pharisees, he cried out in the council, “Brethren, I am a Pharisee, a son of Pharisees; with respect to the hope and the resurrection of the dead I am on trial.’” Acts 23:6