“Heck no, I’m making too much already.”–Bill Gates
“I agree, Mr. Line Judge; I was way out of line with that shot.”–John McEnroe
“C’mon, Buddy, pay attention. Where have you been while this APB was out on you?”–Det. Andy Sipowicz
“From now on, ditto-heads, I intend to take an objective stand on the issues and forget this argumentum-ad-hominem garbage.”–Rush Limbaugh
“That’s beneath my dignity!”–Howard Stern
“For what I get paid to get into the ring, I owe it to my fans to uphold the institution of sportsmanship.”–Mike Tyson
“I say, ‘live and let live.’”–Head of state of Afghanistan
“I know when I’m licked.”–Saddam Hussein
“Buddy, why not quit while you’re ahead?”–Regis Philbin
“Your friends’ assurance is good enough for me.”–Jan Harold Brunvand, urban legends expert
“How the hell would I know?”–Cecil Adams
“If you drive an automobile, please drive carefully–because I walk in my sleep.”–Victor Borge
That’s right, Max. I’m a paralegal, and one of my courses in college was taught by an L.A. County prosecutor, who says real cops don’t mince words when questioning suspects. NYPD Blue is unusually realistic, and Sipowicz certainly wouldn’t say something like “C’mon, buddy”!
I really should cut down on sex, I’ve been having far too much lately.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
“Bjorn, that was a well thought out, cogent and nicely posted opinion.” - Coldfire
“Manhattan, here’s the $10K I owe you. No hard feelings.” - Phaedrus
“There’s not enough love in the BBQ Pit.” - Nickrz
“I just returned from my psychic reading and, wow, it was right on the money.” - David B
“I think we need to raise taxes.” - Libertarian
“I feel the need for a big old porterhouse, medium rare.” - pldennison
"I don’t think I could twirl you, big fella. - Byzantine
“I’m probably going straight to hell for this, but what the fuck, bring on the hookers.” - The Pope
“Your posting style resembles a cross between a spastic squirrel and one-handed ventriloquist.”
–Mullinator, paraphrased–
“I’ll overlook it this time.”–Judge Judy
“As a sworn member of the Bar Association, especially connected with the federal government, I owe it to the public to muster real points of law instead of those gleaned from sensational tabloids or idle gossip.”–Kenneth Starr
“I confess. If the law had been appiled to me properly for what I did in Vietnam, I’d have been convicted for high treason.”–Jane Fonda
“Let’s make sure the specifications fit the job, Al.”–Tim Taylor
Woohoo!! Yup, you won’t hear me say that… nor will you hear me say “when building a homepage, try to use as many font, text sizes, colors, and effects as possible, and remember, animation, animation, animation!”
