“Yes, Ms. Krabappel, here’s all my homework–and it’s on time too.”–Bart
“Hey, Bart, that looks like fun! Can I try it?”–Lisa
“I owe it to the employees to act in a fair and honest manner in labor relations.”–C. Montgomery Burns
“Frankly, Mr. Burns, I don’t like the idea.”–Waylon Smithers
“Dammit, Bart, if you don’t quit messing up my magazines, I’m going to kick your ass our of here!!”–Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“So tell me what you earthlings have achieved lately.”–Kang
“Welcome to Moe’s Tavern. Glad to meet you.”–Moe Szyslak "¡Hola, señores y niños! Today I will show you the safe way to deal with bees." --Bumblebee Man
“Hey, Mrs. Simpson! Wanna come over and see my etchings?”–Ned Flanders
“Nelson, I’m sick and tired of you! If you don’t leave us alone I’ll knock your teeth in!”–Milhous
“Our cigarettes? Oh, just throw them out, Marge. And tell Homer we said hello.”–Selma and Patty
“Mr. Skinner, leave the wee kiddies alone. So they knocked a board out from the wall! Accidents will happen.”–Groundskeeper Willie