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Any suggestions for how to rescue somebody from their total bastard psycho son?
Why aren’t there more kidnappings, give**(n)** how many more rich people there are? **
I know, I know… lame.
Upset stomach and diarrhea shortly after eating. What’s coming out?
Onions & teary eyes
**Anyone into woodturning?
Sex Torture? **
**Well disguised serial sock puppets?
Cingular, I smite thee with my smelly socks!
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A threefer!
**Are You a Person Who Complains (re Goods & Services)?
“My woman won’t let me…”
Courtesy Works (usually)
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This combo doesn’t actually fit the way most STTs do, but it started an earworm for me:
“Christ, you know it ain’t easy / You know how hard it can be…” 
**How Fast Is Fast
Crab Crawling on Lake of Molten Sulfur **
and let’s make this a double whammy with
**Farting in front of a significant other. Fart stories.
Ladies would this freak you out? **
**Are You a Person Who Complains (re Goods & Services)?
Where would you build your castle?
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“We live in a bloomin’ swamp, Herbert! We need all the Huge Tracts o’ Land we can get!”
**Family words
Sex Torture?
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Mommy told you not to forget the Safeword, Bobby.
Oh, bad! Bad Cal! Ewww… where the brain bleach?
GD:
**Ex-porn star as HS science teacher?
Children and plastic surgery
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IMHO:
**“My woman won’t let me…”
That’s so Gay…
Men: Do you like short hair on women?
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** Ladies would this freak you out?
Farting in front of a significant other. Fart stories.
**
** Why can’t mutes whisper?
Paralyzed vocal cords?
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Things that go “HELP!!!” in the night… my first MMP
I’m going to sexually molest your dog.
or:
I’m going to sexually molest your dog.
Non-US Dopers, what mentions of contemporary American culture puzzle you?
Secret Santa 2006
My Secret Santa tried to poison me.
Hot Priests: The New 2007 Calendar
I’m going to sexually molest your dog.
I’m going to sexually molest your dog.
Run Dog Run
This time in New Posts:
What’s the WORST date you’ve ever had?
I’m going to sexually molest your dog.
**what causes arachnophobia?
Do spiders survive vacuuming? If so, how long can they live?
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