I haven’t got the energy for a good rant, but I need to get this out of my system, so I can try and go back to my normal happy state.
Grrrrrrr ! Assholes ! I’m surrounded by them. A sea of loud, ignorant, assholes every last one of them who just completed “I’m always right, even when I know nothing of the subject matter 101” in their “Applications of Assholes” degree at the world-famous Asshat College.
Have you ever tried to engage brain before opening mouth ?
Have you heard of that lovely word tolerance ?
Picture yourself walking into a room full of, oh I don’t know, say, lawnmowing enthusiasts, and one of them yells out that anybody who likes the colour purple is a moron, and completely incapable of living a fulfilling happy life, not to mention should never have been born in the first place. Now do you assume that nobody has yet responded because a) they all agree or b) they are involved in their own conversations, or perhaps the majority of the lawnmowers are sick of this particular guy who keeps turning up at their meeting ? I’ll give you a hint : You’re an asshole. Oh, the answers obvious then : a) All lawnmowing devotees are purple-haters. They all agree 100% with whatever any other lawnmowing enthusiast says on any topic. You idiot !
My god ! I know it takes all kinds, but for crying out loud ! Why the heck does it take so many of this particular kind ?!? We don’t need any more assholes, somebody stuffed up the quotas, and we have to figure out what to do with the excess. I wish I could line them all up and slap each and every one across the face with a two-day old fish !
Why aren’t there more reasonable people out there ? I know most of them are in here, but I can’t find any of you once I leave this place ! Where are you all hiding ?
Stop the planet, I need to get off, even if it’s only for a little while.
I wish I could become a hermit !
O.K, your turn. Rage against the asshole of your choice, or just assholes in general.