Hmm?
Well, answer me!
It’s always the assholes that get picked on around here. Notice how when a non-asshole gets flamed people get banned but the Moderators don’t give a shit when it’s an asshole getting flamed. The anti-asshole prejuduce around here is disgusting. Maybe it’s because I was raised as an asshole that makes me so sensitive to this but I really do think that the SDMB Administration has it out for assholes in general.
Haj
OK, having participated in the ridiculous “why are atheists assholes” thread and its equally ridiculous “why are religious people spackers?” counterpart, I just have to credit you with taking the ridiculousness of it all to the next level Michael. Way to be! 
(the only real question now is whether or not I should post “why are there so many assholes?” thread…)
Thank you, p@cific.
That’s brilliant, haj.
“I’m being persecuted for my ignorance and arrogance!”
Larry, that’s my new sig line.
Of course, since I never use sig lines, you’ll just have to take my word on that.
Why not up the zen factor and shorten it to:
Why are assholes?
Even better:
Are assholes?
Or even just:
Arse?
Whack on a britishism and you can just imply the are:
Arseholes?
Arse?
Why, Yes, thank-you. Don’t mind if I do!
Hey! Don’t be jumping the queue on my joke! What an asshole!
I think that’s my first simulpost, both in content and in time.
“How many assholes do we got on this ship, anyway?”
Why? Shopping?
Sorry, SPOOFE, I couldn’t help myself.
Only if you’re selling, buckaroo.
Well I can only assume that since you typed “such” assholes it is a recognition that there are gradients and shades of assholedom.
I think there is much further to go in order to plumb the depths of this question. :smack:
No, I think you’ve pretty much reached the nadir of assholishness.
Gee Ferris, if you are going to follow me me around this board like a lost puppy; you really need to consider going outside once in a while.:wally
I love this board. Where else can one find the words “nadir” and “assholishness” in the same sentence?
Thank you, Fenris.
TV
So who’s going to start the thread, ‘Why are nice people such assholes’?