Didn’t think you could do it. Thought you had reached the theoretical limits on rectalitude, nobody could be more of an asshole. I stand corrected, and astonished.
Stop picking on me for having the DT’s when I type…
Indeed. How does anyone even lift a brush that broad?
- 1 to screw in the bulb, and 5 to fill out the billing and do any other paperwork.
Two. But it has to be a very large lightbulb, or else very small – and acrobatic – tax lawyers. 
[Deleted, with a baleful eye towards** Polycarp** and an oath of vengeance!]
This is actually kind of funny when read in Jackie Mason’s voice.
Let’s break down. You insult someone’s religion while implying someone is using very important papers for that someone’s health is being used as toilet paper.
I think I can even speak for some of the Atheists here when I say Good God man.
You probably speak for atheists, pantheists, agonostics, Hindoo, Muslim, and several varieties of paramecium.
No thanks, but you go right ahead.
Ooooh,* snap*! Wilde?
Dumbass?
I guess you haven’t learned anything. I’d suggest you find some message board that specializes in people who all think the same way you do. You’ll feel much better and your blood pressure will probably improve.
The mass of your assholishness collapsed into a singularity tearing holes in space-time, and my grammar.
Yet the point, which is scrith like in it’s strength do to obviousness, survived.
Leave it to a troll like Bryan Ekers to use 3 freakin’ periods.
Them’s ellipsises. Means he forgot the rest.
How could those be ellipses when he’s speaking hyperbolically? 
Oh, spare us the circular arguments. Stick to parables.
Don’t you mean parabolas?
Possibly he does. Could be just an expression.
It probably depends on what he intends to be his statement’s function.
ETA: Be nice if he could give us a sine…