Oh yeah…
In the mid and late 70s, I was a successful game show contestant (Match Game and Blockbusters, a game show that went exactly NOwhere), and won a total of $11,500 and several lovely parting gifts.
Visited Leningrad (when it was Leningrad).
I actually murdered my first auto - a 1966 Plymouth Fury II - because no one told me you had to put oil in cars.
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.
Arg:I’m done rambling.
Now thats not a “fact” about yourself,Adam! 
There’s the problem. Slam a few down and you will dance great (or at least you will think so.)
>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
I, too, have an accent fetish (especially Scottish).
I worry too much about what others think of me.
I tend to do my best work under pressure (procrasinate, much?).
I love going to Renn Faires.
I despise spiders.
I love oranges
I dispise people who pretend to be something they aren’t and think they have people fooled
I had several poems published when I was in high school in a national women’s magazine
I’ve never broken a bone
I love dogs and hate cats
I’m proud to be a southern born and bred lady and yes I do have the accent that goes with it
I spend too much time on the computer
I love working outdoors in my yard and I love doing handyman things
Australian men have the sexiest accent
Over the course of my life I have been proposed to 11 times by 11 different men
I try to treat others as I would like to be treated
I am and always have been the clown of the crowd
I’ve never met a stranger
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
quote: Shirley Ujest -
I thought you were due in three weeks…its just going to seem like three years. 
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
—The dragon observes
Everybody’s listing their writing accomplishments, so…
I had a poem published in my Jr. High year book
I have a poem published, somewhere, from one of those things where you enter a contest, and if you’re good you get published, and if you’re REALLY good, you get cash. I’d rather of had the cash…
I won the Half Moon Bay Pumpkin carving contest.
I paint my toenails metallic purple.
I love building sandcastles and sand sculptures at the beach.
I am bored easily.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Warning: Really random facts follow…
I have about four pounds of stainless steel in my body.
I have an uncanny knack for spotting mispelled words. They seem to jump off the page at me.
I make some of the best scrambled eggs you’ve ever had.
Oh, and spiders give me the creeps.
Uh, that would be, …“misspelled”. Did I mention that I am noted for coming up with unintentional double entendres?
i have a fascination with mental illness.
i’m flexible.
i’ve had plastic surgery done on a scar.
i’m on the cover of a text book.
i’ve been stung my a wasp, twice. (it was in my pants)
“human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein
Story said: “4. I’ve got an amazing case of man-rash right now (but I like it, I like it!).”
Wow, sounds just terrible. Care to elaborate?
As for me, I cry whenever I watch “The Last Waltz”, I can name every chemical element in less than three minutes (thanks, Mr. Leher), the license plates on my red 4X4 read “DRTYDVL”, and I taught myself statistical financial analysis and am currently up for a finance management position at a huge corporate law firm {{{egotistically patting myself on the back for that last one}}}.
Other useless Shirley Facts:
I can pull the most amazing facts out of thin air at the weirdest times to amaze my friends.
I once heckled Cecil Fielder (baseball player) so good that he turned and gave me a dirty look.
SDMB is to me what crack is to an addict.
I miss Raul Julia.
I’ve only been in a hospital for having a baby.
My husband gets sick every time we are about to go on vacation. (He’s allergic to time off, I’ve decided.)
I’ve received two letters from Dave Barry. Every author I’ve written too, I’ve received a nice hand written letter back from.
I, too, adore accents. Zee more outrahgeous, zee better!
My dog doesn’t mind being vaccuumed with a hose.
I have a callous on my right foot.
I’d like to get a new printer for my computer but…
I just got my new entertainment center so I am going to be broke for a while.
It is 5:30 in the afternoon and I am still sitting around in my nightshirt.
I’m bored as hell.
Soooooo… you’re saying your career as a sword swallower wasn’t exactly successful?
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.
Well, if you’re a VERY good boy, I might show it to you at the Monterey meeting! Oh wait, it’ll be gone by then… Ok, I’ll talk to that oh-so-naughty man o’ mine and see if we can’t figure out a way to give you a little something to ooh and ahhh over that weekend…
(Jeez! Am I evil or WHAT!?)
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.
I love commercials.
I am the most impatient person I know.
I can not sit still, I am worse than a four year old!
I love painting and can tune out everything for hours on end when I do it. I have never sold anything but I have done paintings for friends.
I love thunder and lightening and the rain. I hate being cold and I will be cold all winter.
6.I used to be so shy I couldn’t even talk to people I didn’t know and now I will talk to just about everybody.
7, I love the colour green.
I love the ocean more than any other place in the entire world.
I love snowmen.
I am too sensitive and take things too personally.
I love the color purple
I dislike people who pretend to be your friend and aren’t really
I like warm soft summer rains
I love to water ski but I can barely swim
I like the beach but hate the sand
People tell me I am too honest and forthright and have no tact
I love men who cook for me, wash my hair and laugh at my jokes
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
I fly helicopters.
I work on films sometimes.
I loved being an older student at college,
now I love my job. Got lucky.
I love to read. Have all my life. If there was one thing that I would give to kids or other people, it is the joy of reading.
I have an odd sense of humor.
I miss Sam Kinnison.
Narice wow, your dad worked at THE hangar 18? Cool. Even 'tho there was no spaceship.