-I should be doing my calc homework.
-Who is the sick bastard who came up with delta-epsilon proofs?
-Hi, Opal
-I wonder if my friends realize how much I miss them.
-I wonder if my family realizes how much I don’t miss them.
-Should I tell the guys who live above me that my roommate and I know when they have “company?”
-Should we also tell one of them we can hear him singing in the shower?
-Should we tell him we heard him and his girlfriend singing in the shower?
-What ever happened to Bo Jackson?
-I hope whoever lives below me doesn’t mind my listening to the Immaculate Collection.
-What ever happened to Rick Springfield?
-I hope my philosophy prof doesn’t hate my paper.
-I hope my peer-review group doesn’t hate my paper.
-Why do I care if they don’t like my paper?
-Am I boring you yet?
-I hope my friends from high school and I can keep in touch.
-Why the hell am I listening to Madonna?
-What should I major in?
-I wonder how many days until the U2 album is released…
-I can’t believe I’ve already been at college a month.
-What ever happened to the rest of Menudo?
-Why is it so hot in here? The windows are wide open.
-I haven’t worn my retainer in two months… that can’t be good.
-I should do my laundry.
-I should do the dishes.
-I should post this, get off my ass, and do my homework.
-Nahhhhhhh.
-Why do I only get new IMs from either 12 year old guys or lecherous old men?
-How do I get the guy from the fifth floor to stop stalking me?
-I should start looking for christmas presents for my friends.
-I should get some money to buy christmas presents for my friends.
-Ok… I’m really going to stop now.
-I should get a new sig.
-Naaahhhh.
- What a cool idea for a thread
- it’s like an insight into her mind
- Damn! I forgot to pick up some bread
- I must remember to tell the gang how cool the Mt Cootha view is by the Day: even better than the night surprisingly
- Oooh tigger’s alluded to sexual behaviour
- I wonder if this sort of titilation is a form of mutual masturbation
- Why does she care what others think of her paper
- oh there she goes thinking the same thing
- Why isn’t the new BNL album available in Oz for another month or so?
- Wonder what the girls next door are up to tonight
- Why aren’t there more insights into tiggeril’s fantasies
- Is that new utility finished downloading yet
- no, dammit
- must get the cable connected
- damn all the christmas paraphenalia already
- I really enjoyed that Disney movie today
- oooh Joth’s got a heap of new anime
- hmmmm getting peckish… need food
- censored fantasy here
- why isn’t anyone else here
- time to post and go methinks
It’s William Faulkner time!
snoooooooooooopy, I assure you that none of us wants a fourteen-line post that is one sentence.
Thanks, tig, for the bad old apartment flashback. In a place that I used to live the guy living above me had one single tape, Madonna’s Immaculate Collection. Every day after work he’d come in and put it on for several hours. The next day he’d put it on and it would pick up right where he stopped it the night before. I think it was about six months before he got another tape, and he’d alternate that one with the Madonna after that.